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Do you weigh your boobs?

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  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    LOL :laugh:
  • purrywinkle
    purrywinkle Posts: 19
    I find my boobs shrink whenever I lose weight so I don't see the point in subtracting how much they weigh anyway.
  • Thokiz
    Thokiz Posts: 55 Member
    This topic is WIN!! I work in a shipping office that has multiple scales, every woman who walks in today will be judged. I'm sure they will all appreciate the looks..hahahahaha o.O
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Not my boobs. .But I weight without my Head. . 205 without and 216 with.

    first....we need to know....which head?
  • jesswait
    jesswait Posts: 218 Member
    I did only because I was curious after someone asked the other day. I'm a DD and my boobs weight about a pound each, but since I also count my skeletal system, hair and whatever the contents of my stomach are then I also count my boobs as part of my weight. I no longer subtract for clothing, I just wear the same outfit every weekend when I weigh myself at the gym.
  • Rottnme
    Rottnme Posts: 167 Member
    Why do I see a new King Missile song coming on?

    ...Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my boobs lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling them.
    I had to buy them off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took them home, washed them off,
    and put them back on. I was happy again. Complete.
  • IamBlackMamba
    IamBlackMamba Posts: 229
    I don't but if I did it would make an 8lb difference.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Mine are about 10 lbs give or take.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    for those confused on how to weigh them, I can tell you that both my right and left hands are pretty accurate when it comes to weight and I will gladly measure for each of you upon request \m/
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    for those confused on how to weigh them, I can tell you that both my right and left hands are pretty accurate when it comes to weight and I will gladly measure for each of you upon request \m/

    You're a giver. :flowerforyou:
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
    Hm. That's a good question. I'm a D cup. Maybe 8-10 pounds?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Boob+Smash_8baf6d_3747737.gif
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    surprised No One has posted a thread for guys about weighing their...... ManLy Hood haha :drinker:
  • kooltray87
    kooltray87 Posts: 501 Member
    But the real question is how much do you weigh with ONE boob???
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    If a boob falls on my forehead and no ones around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I'm thinking my digital kitchen scale would be more accurate for boob weighing....

    Oh yes. As suspected... My right one is a few ounces more than my left.
  • Haltermania
    Haltermania Posts: 288 Member
    what if one boob is bigger then the other, i have been told by girls the right is normally bigger. so if they weighed 5 pounds one could be 3 ha
  • darisey
    darisey Posts: 228 Member
    LMAO :laugh:
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    heh.

    yeah, he weighs about 197


    116 with. 116 without. *shrugs* :indifferent:
  • survivor1952
    survivor1952 Posts: 250 Member
    I can just visualize this tonight, all MFP ladies weighing their boobs! Oh yeah I guess man-boobs count too.:laugh:
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    I how have the song, "Detachable Penis" stuck in my head. Only I'm singing "Detachable Boobies". Great.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I'm going to use my food scale, since my "portions" are smaller. *tear*
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    I'm going to use my food scale, since my "portions" are smaller. *tear*

    A portion of heaven is still heaven, my dear.
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    :laugh: This sounds so funny, but I did this!! I stepped on the scale, checked weight, stepped off, stepped back on while my hubby lifted my boobs & I was 4 pounds less!! I used to hate the fact that they were 4 pounds until I realized that I love these babies...I don't wanna be without them :ohwell:

    "HOney! Come in here, I need you to hold my boobs!"
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Not my boobs. .But I weight without my Head. . 205 without and 216 with.

    first....we need to know....which head?

    Well. . if my pecker weighed 11 lbs, I'd be too famous for this website.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Hmm... this is providing all sorts of mind candy... must have the proof of said weighing....
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
    Just posting so this shows up on my newsfeed and my friends go DAFAQ?

    Lol.
  • Colleen118
    Colleen118 Posts: 491 Member
    My husband is going to love supporting me on this test!
  • Br4ndi
    Br4ndi Posts: 177
    I am a D cup and I just googled the weight of silicone

    A 375cc silicone gel breast implant weighs 0.4 kg (0.88 lbs). So they are less than 2 pounds...but you better believe that when I get home I am throwing those puppies on the scale :bigsmile:
  • mramirez1981
    mramirez1981 Posts: 134
    I've done it. My man helped. Good times. LOL
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