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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    :grumble: Brought a whole bunch of dollar bills in here for nothin.
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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    :angry:

    ^this

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    cannot...stop...laughing.
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    :grumble: Brought a whole bunch of dollar bills in here for nothin.

    Shoot I'm at least worth 5s ;) haha
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
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    That guy looks almost identical to my fiance's father. :laugh:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    That guy looks almost identical to my fiance's father. :laugh:

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  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    A robber goes into a store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
    That LOL'd me a lot :laugh:
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    That guy looks almost identical to my fiance's father. :laugh:

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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • Charmed285
    Charmed285 Posts: 189 Member
    Two guys go to the bartender, first guy says "I'll have an H20" the second guy says "That sounds good I'll have an H20 too" the second guy died.


    :laugh: Love it!! That is all..continue everyone...
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    I guess I'm having a slow moment today because I still don't get it and I read it a few times :( please explain

    nvr mind got it
    i think lol
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    Sarah Jessica Parker walks in to a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?".
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    Ughhhh 1 more hour of work.. I can do this.. lol
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    ummm how did you know I was naked??? Gesh!!! Don't tell the world...














    (under my clothes :laugh: )
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    I love the fact that only women are posting on here because most of the men said, "**** that!"
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    I love the fact that only women are posting on here because most of the men said, "**** that!"


    Haha I know right? Well, at least now we know which men are willing to put in a little effort ;) haha
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    When did Pinocchio realize he was made out of wood...................................................................he was rubbung one out and his hand caught on fire
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    When did Pinocchio realize he was made out of wood...................................................................he was rubbung one out and his hand caught on fire

    bwhahahaha!
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    No joke here, but I do have a "funny" from today...my son, who is 5, love's that Carly Rae Jepsen song, "here's my #, call me baby" well, it came on the radio today and he sang, "here's my #, call me, lay me"

    BWHAHAHA, so sweet and innocent, like his mommy..:blushing:

    also, he says "Justin Beaver" and "Scotty Aqueery" and I don't correct him. Yes, I know.:ohwell:
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    No joke here, but I do have a "funny" from today...my son, who is 5, love's that Carly Rae Jepsen song, "here's my #, call me baby" well, it came on the radio today and he sang, "here's my #, call me, lay me"

    BWHAHAHA, so sweet and innocent, like his mommy..:blushing:

    also, he says "Justin Beaver" and "Scotty Aqueery" and I don't correct him. Yes, I know.:ohwell:
    Lol too funny. cute little man you have there
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    Well, that was an interesting turn of events.. Just when I thought it would be a quiet night at work I get a phone call 15 minutes before I'm supposed to leave because some guy wants to kick his drunk girlfriend out.. she is literally screaming and throwing things at his door.. And she was so sweet when I talked to her a couple hours ago.. hmmmmm Now I'm on the phone with him keeping him calm so he doesn't hurt her.. oh alcohol..
  • erinxo13
    erinxo13 Posts: 892 Member
    this whole thing omg :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    Well, that was an interesting turn of events.. Just when I thought it would be a quiet night at work I get a phone call 15 minutes before I'm supposed to leave because some guy wants to kick his drunk girlfriend out.. she is literally screaming and throwing things at his door.. And she was so sweet when I talked to her a couple hours ago.. hmmmmm Now I'm on the phone with him keeping him calm so he doesn't hurt her.. oh alcohol..

    Oh jeez that's actually kind of frightening.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

    He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
    mom: So how do you like school, Billy?
    Billy: Closed.

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