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BADLY need relationship advice

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
Did this to my girlfriend, now I'm sitting in a different continent, wearing underwear made of steel and still not feeling safe. HELP!

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  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Just break up.
  • Brewster1215
    Brewster1215 Posts: 247 Member
    Epic!
  • slap1225
    slap1225 Posts: 487 Member
    HAHA I wishI knew a man that used a blow dryer. Brilliant idea lol
  • Heather0123456789
    Heather0123456789 Posts: 91
    Hahahahahaha! No biggie ;). Laughing about it will happen at some point!!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    If only this was a legal method of breaking up instead of the tiresome divorce proceedings...
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    You are safe nowhere.
  • slap1225
    slap1225 Posts: 487 Member
    More pranks please!!!! :D
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    This man is now missing and presumed dead.
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
    I think id marry a guy who did that because the games would soooooooo be on!!! way to tempting to have that kind of fun
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    Oh my lawdy....i cant stop laughing :laugh: :laugh: better put two padlocks on your steel undies Riz!!! and throw away the KEY!!
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    So funny ... unless she was getting ready for work or a job interview. But otherwise ... game on!!!
  • LuckyMe381
    LuckyMe381 Posts: 105 Member
    My husband does stuff like this all the time!!! Keeps it fun but i get frustrated because he always comes up with better stuff.....try opening a ketchup pack and putting it at the end of a straw of a fountain drink :-)...their reaction is priceless...
  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
    What about your n*ipples? You need mini-hubcaps for those too! Those b*tches can hurt if wo-manhandled!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    R.I.P
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • starstuckinajar
    starstuckinajar Posts: 5
    This is sooo funny, Makes me want to do it to someone now... Someday she'll laugh... I would of! ( unless it was an important day, and there was no time to re-shower)..
  • mamasitaroja
    mamasitaroja Posts: 52 Member
    See, you need to BE there when it happens, to wrestle her into the shower and creatively UNdo the damage! ;)

    Too funny. Sorry you're a dead man walking. :*(
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    I always thought you were a female.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    revenge will come..
  • holylucy
    holylucy Posts: 38
    nooooooooooo.....lol
  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    She'll forgive you.....someday. Until then, stay in hiding, live off the land. But make sure to log your caloric intake.
  • SpunkBean
    SpunkBean Posts: 35 Member
    That was pure evil genius! If she can't laugh off a prank like that cut her loose. But if she's cool like I bet she is, you best watch your back...she knows where you sleep ;)
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Just tell her you were trying to save her the time it takes to do her makeup and put her powder in there.
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    Just tell her you were trying to save her the time it takes to do her makeup and put her powder in there.
    Exactly! You were being thoughtful and wanted to help!
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