Water = Death

MiCool90
MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
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Statistics show that 100% of people who drink water... die.

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  • lamilli09
    lamilli09 Posts: 354 Member
    Guess I won't be drinking water ever again...
  • nothing1994
    nothing1994 Posts: 1,936 Member
    :noway:
  • themeaningofthemorning
    themeaningofthemorning Posts: 320 Member
    oh well
    "yolo"
    *swig*
  • MelbourneBelle
    MelbourneBelle Posts: 105 Member
    Same can be said for inhaling oxygen. It's a toxic world.
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    100% of murderers have drank water at some point in their life. Fact.
  • jjscholar
    jjscholar Posts: 413 Member
    Only if it is deionized or contaminated with poisonous chemicals or germs...
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Only if it is deionized or contaminated with poisonous chemicals or germs...


    wurd to yo motha.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    That is why I drink wine.
  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
    Actually, you're not really getting to the root cause. The ultimate culprit is birth. Everyone who's born dies.
  • angee1126
    angee1126 Posts: 185 Member
    That is why I drink wine.

    ^^^^^^LOL. :drinker:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Statistics show that 100% of people who drink water... die.

    @MiCool - Says the guy standing in front of the source. Get him!!!!

    *dies laughing* - you guys crack me up XD
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
    Statistics show that 100% of people who drink water... die.

    Guess its coffee and beer from now on.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    *sips champagne*
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    not everyone who has drank water has died. in fact some scientists believe the first immortal people have already been born.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I drank some water and I didn't die
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm actually drinking some righ
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    I'm actually drinking some righ

    Ah dammit... you didn't drop dead did you? Fvck water.
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Actually, you're not really getting to the root cause. The ultimate culprit is birth. Everyone who's born dies.
    laughed. hard.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Statistics also prove that 100% of all statistics are only 92% accurate 24% of the time in 80% of the studies.
  • zaithyr
    zaithyr Posts: 482 Member
    WHAT?! That's it! Who do I sue?
  • obored1
    obored1 Posts: 32 Member
    a class action suit is soon to be filled, please click the following link if you or a loved one has ever drank water and then subsequently became sick, ill or died as a result, we will be collecting names and the dates of your last consumption...........lol
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Beer it is then!

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