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Humans suck... I wanna be a...

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  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    A sidhe, aos si, faerie, fae, shining one ... whatever you want to call it.

    This ...

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  • ravengirl1611
    ravengirl1611 Posts: 285 Member
    I would like to be a seagull - I'd be able to fly over all of the people that pissed me off and crap on their heads.
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    I wonder why none of the manifestations of The Doctor were female. That should be fixed. I could be a Time Lord as easily as the next guy.
    Girls can't be trusted with a regular screwdriver, never mind a sonic one :tongue:

    I could work a sonic screwdriver like you could only dream of working a sonic screwdriver.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    I wonder why none of the manifestations of The Doctor were female. That should be fixed. I could be a Time Lord as easily as the next guy.
    Girls can't be trusted with a regular screwdriver, never mind a sonic one :tongue:

    I could work a sonic screwdriver like you could only dream of working a sonic screwdriver.

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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Kryptonian

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  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Dolphin!!!!

    I'll have to send this...because dolphins are the only other species known to have sex purely for pleasure
  • Shamrock_me
    Shamrock_me Posts: 161
    A chupacabra!!! or for Red vs. Blue fans... "Yeah a Chupa thingie!!"

    for no reason than to wreak terror all over the world just by biting off the heads of things and sucking out all the blood!!
    Slurp Slurp.. A+ is just flavorful enough you know?
    O- is the lite version..
    (sigh) now I have to go watch Red vs. Blue... can't mention it without seeing the episode - I just cant
  • Faithy345
    Faithy345 Posts: 13 Member
    A Timelord.

    YES!
    DOUBLE YES.
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    If only "film critic" was another species...
  • BEAUTY4UBEAST
    BEAUTY4UBEAST Posts: 372
    a 'FURBY'
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    I wonder why none of the manifestations of The Doctor were female. That should be fixed. I could be a Time Lord as easily as the next guy.
    Girls can't be trusted with a regular screwdriver, never mind a sonic one :tongue:

    I could work a sonic screwdriver like you could only dream of working a sonic screwdriver.

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    Haha! A singing timelord at that!
  • amber1533
    amber1533 Posts: 117 Member
    A Giant Panda

    Despite their homes being destroyed and being endangered, they always seem to be so chill, like chilling eating bamboo, chilling while playing with others, they are cute, and I would just love that chill attitude they seem to have (even if they don't)

    I worry about just everything. I worry about dreams I've had, the cars that drive by my house, what my neighbor might think if I am outside with my son, really trivial things that don't matter. I would just love to not worry.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Dolphin!!!! Would love to be free in the open ocean with so much power and grace!

    OMG! THIS ^^^

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  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Bra
  • illuminaughty576
    illuminaughty576 Posts: 63
    pterodactyl!!<333 too bad they're extinct :(
  • mmikayla37
    mmikayla37 Posts: 114
    A vampire, they seem to have so much more fun :)

    most definately
  • jsj024519
    jsj024519 Posts: 400 Member
    I would want to be Russia
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I wonder why none of the manifestations of The Doctor were female. That should be fixed. I could be a Time Lord as easily as the next guy.

    Rumor has it that the next incarnation will be a woman...
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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  • HypersonicFitNess
    HypersonicFitNess Posts: 1,219 Member
    I wanna be a cat...specifically a Tiger

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  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Herpes simplex virus


    Done. Your wish is my command.
  • KBrenOH
    KBrenOH Posts: 704 Member
    A horse! Manificent creatures! Strong and beautiful! Not just any horse though. I'd want to be a 'mustang'. Free to roam the range. Ya, I'd wanna be a Mustang horse.

    This would be my choice - word for word.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I would be...Manimal

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  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
    Dolphin, **** ya :drinker:
  • ObtainingBalance
    ObtainingBalance Posts: 1,446 Member
    A cat or an eagle. I'm afraid of heights though, so the cat thing would work out better. LOL.
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
    Orca.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    God
  • NakeshiaB
    NakeshiaB Posts: 250 Member
    This:

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    Or an owl.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    Penguin:drinker:
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
    An Elephant! My favorite animal :smooched:
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