Stupid song lyrics

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  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectul (damn girl)..damn you a sexy b tch". -Akon

    But.....that's um...disrespectful
  • xSakura
    xSakura Posts: 288 Member
    Don't go around tonite
    its bound to take your life
    Theres a bathroom on the right.......

    CCRforthewin!

    I still don't understand that song.. :laugh:
  • Bevkus
    Bevkus Posts: 274 Member
    "And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

    No...really?

    OMG people really? You are questioning this, of all the possible dumb lyrics out there? Have you ever heard of a metaphor or shall I explain it? In this instance snow is used as a metaphor for both "water" (which they need in Africa) and a romanticized notion of winter/Christmas.

    There was (and still IS) a major drought/famine famine in Africa. They cant grow food. People are starving. There IS a world outside YOUR window

    But say a prayer,
    pray for the other ones
    At Christmastime it's hard,
    but when you're having fun
    There's a world outside your window,
    and it's a world of dread and fear
    Where the only water flowing
    is the bitter sting of tears
    And the Christmas bells that ring there
    are the clanging chimes of doom
    Well tonight thank God it's them
    instead of you

    And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
    The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
    Where nothing ever grows
    No rain or rivers flow
    Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

    Gee, thanks for that! I'm obviously a heartless guttersnipe with zero sense of humanity, a warped sense of humor (that part's true) and couldn't understand a metaphor to save my life because I chose one line from a song I happened to be singing along to.

    Merry Christmas to you too, dear.

    LOL...and a VERY Merry Christmas to you too my friend.

    I
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    "And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

    No...really?

    OMG people really? You are questioning this, of all the possible dumb lyrics out there? Have you ever heard of a metaphor or shall I explain it? In this instance snow is used as a metaphor for both "water" (which they need in Africa) and a romanticized notion of winter/Christmas.

    There was (and still IS) a major drought/famine famine in Africa. They cant grow food. People are starving. There IS a world outside YOUR window

    But say a prayer,
    pray for the other ones
    At Christmastime it's hard,
    but when you're having fun
    There's a world outside your window,
    and it's a world of dread and fear
    Where the only water flowing
    is the bitter sting of tears
    And the Christmas bells that ring there
    are the clanging chimes of doom
    Well tonight thank God it's them
    instead of you

    And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
    The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
    Where nothing ever grows
    No rain or rivers flow
    Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
    Sheesh.


    Just....wow. Have a cookie. Or something...jeez.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    Fastest thing on two feet
    Look at that, look at that
    He's just as proud as he can be
    Of his anatomy
    He goin' give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    He likes to show off his physique
    Look at that, look at that
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique
  • The phone. The phone is ringing. The phone. We'll be right there. The phone. The phone is ringing. There's an animal in trouble.

    this made my day
    I feel like throwing in;
    Toopy toopy, toopy toopy, toooopy annd binooo~
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    "And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

    No...really?

    OMG people really? You are questioning this, of all the possible dumb lyrics out there? Have you ever heard of a metaphor or shall I explain it? In this instance snow is used as a metaphor for both "water" (which they need in Africa) and a romanticized notion of winter/Christmas.

    There was (and still IS) a major drought/famine famine in Africa. They cant grow food. People are starving. There IS a world outside YOUR window

    But say a prayer,
    pray for the other ones
    At Christmastime it's hard,
    but when you're having fun
    There's a world outside your window,
    and it's a world of dread and fear
    Where the only water flowing
    is the bitter sting of tears
    And the Christmas bells that ring there
    are the clanging chimes of doom
    Well tonight thank God it's them
    instead of you

    And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
    The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
    Where nothing ever grows
    No rain or rivers flow
    Do they know it's Christmastime at all?


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  • Blueberry09
    Blueberry09 Posts: 821 Member
    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

    OMG that brings back a few memories!

    I don't like spiders and snakes :laugh:

    My favorite is from Cow Patti-
    you only had to kill her daddy once to get that gal PO'd

    :laugh:
  • hamstermann
    hamstermann Posts: 58 Member
    "I am, I said to no one there. and no one heard at all, not even the chair." Well...yeah. When's the last time you had a good long talk with/from a chair? and were you sober at the time?
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    The phone. The phone is ringing. The phone. We'll be right there. The phone. The phone is ringing. There's an animal in trouble.

    How is this dumb, Can't you see there's an animal in trouble somewhere who needs help? Hence the reason why the phone is ringing. Don't question the Wonderpets.
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
    The song/lyric that makes me want to commit suicide just so I can stop the pain....

    Call me maybe.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Watch out where the huskies go
    And don't you eat that yellow snow!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    The song/lyric that makes me want to commit suicide just so I can stop the pain....

    Call me maybe.


    Great song!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    The phone. The phone is ringing. The phone. We'll be right there. The phone. The phone is ringing. There's an animal in trouble.

    How is this dumb, Can't you see there's an animal in trouble somewhere who needs help? Hence the reason why the phone is ringing. Don't question the Wonderpets.

    no no not dumb... I just wanted to post it :) it is freaking catchy, it is in my brain, therefore, it is dumb.. for now.... THe phone. The phone is ringing.... :drinker:
  • Foxxy18
    Foxxy18 Posts: 119 Member
    "I just met you, and this is crazy, Here's my number, so call me maybe?"

    People do that all the time... Why is it so crazy?! I hate that song...
  • hnsaunde
    hnsaunde Posts: 757 Member
    I know I'm going to get flamed for this but I have to write it.

    "Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style"

    This entire song makes my eye twitch.
  • "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectul (damn girl)..damn you a sexy b tch". -Akon

    But.....that's um...disrespectful

    YES THANK YOU!! For the love every time I hear this song that is exactly what I think.

    My stupid song lyric that just drives me nutso;

    Toniiiiiiigggghhhhtt We are young. I f*cking hate that song.
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
    (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
    Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein' everything, the time is goin'
    Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin' in the front seat
    Sittin' in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
    Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
    Fun, fun, think about fun
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right, ay
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Kickin' in the front seat
    Sittin' in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday

    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
    [- From: http://www.elyrics.net -]

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after ... wards
    I don't want this weekend to end

    R-B, Rebecca Black
    So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
    In the back seat (In the back seat)
    I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
    Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
    Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
    (C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
    Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
    Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
    We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend
  • Don't go around tonite
    its bound to take your life
    Theres a bathroom on the right.......

    CCRforthewin!

    That would be "There's a Bad Moon on the Rise" :laugh:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    got me a movie
    ha ha ha ho
    slicing up eyeballs
    ha ha ha ho
    girlie so groovie
    ha ha ha ho
    don't know about you
    but i am un chien andalusia
    i am un chien andalusia
    i am un chien andalusia
    i am un chien andalusia


    Stupid Pixies. I much prefer Carly Rae Jepsen.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    The phone. The phone is ringing. The phone. We'll be right there. The phone. The phone is ringing. There's an animal in trouble.

    How is this dumb, Can't you see there's an animal in trouble somewhere who needs help? Hence the reason why the phone is ringing. Don't question the Wonderpets.

    no no not dumb... I just wanted to post it :) it is freaking catchy, it is in my brain, therefore, it is dumb.. for now.... THe phone. The phone is ringing.... :drinker:

    Haha ok, all is forgiven. That show has an awesome soundtrack
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
    Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein' everything, the time is goin'
    Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin' in the front seat
    Sittin' in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
    Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
    Fun, fun, think about fun
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right, ay
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Kickin' in the front seat
    Sittin' in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday

    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
    [- From: http://www.elyrics.net -]

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after ... wards
    I don't want this weekend to end

    R-B, Rebecca Black
    So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
    In the back seat (In the back seat)
    I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
    Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
    Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
    (C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
    Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
    Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
    We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    These are the most nonsensical lyrics that i've ever had the misfortune of reading.
  • black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow:indifferent:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Are you coming, come on
    If your gonna come, come on
    Are you coming, come on
    I'm not waiting for you any longer

    grace-jones-1a1.jpg
  • "Whats she gonna look this with a chimney on her"

    A song from my childhood that drove me crazy!!! what does it even mean!?!?!

    When i was little i asked my mum and she said "what do you think?"

    I said, " with a Chimney on her she would look like a house..."
  • the entire "lion sleeps tonight" song. Makes me want to hurt things.

    a weem-a-wep a weem-a wep....






    i always thought that part was ' my wieners wet, my wieners wet... ' isn't it ? D':
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
    These are the most nonsensical lyrics that i've ever had the misfortune of reading.
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    You should hear the song....haha
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    Dearest mudda darlin fadda, comes to mind....let the bird of paradise fly up your nose is another..... But the very worst of all is these 7 notes.....Its a small world after all!!!

    Funniest.... Slowly the cross eyed bear
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    I'm just a shy guy, lookin' for a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    The phone. The phone is ringing. The phone. We'll be right there. The phone. The phone is ringing. There's an animal in trouble.

    OMG you made me laugh so loud right now I scared my cats half to death! :laugh:

    I used to watch that show! After a lot of :smokin: ..