Humans suck... I wanna be a...

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  • smileMOR
    smileMOR Posts: 25
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    simply a squirrel living in an amusement park.
    Where people are in awe of the overwhelming cuteness comes free food x) lol.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    I would be...Manimal

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    :laugh: :drinker:
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    I would be...Manimal

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    Wow. That is a stunningly (and awesomely) obscure reference. :drinker: :drinker:
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
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    A giant turtle, just gliding through the water. I'm sure bad things would happen, but I'd not be able to predict them and would probably get over them faster too. :sigh:
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
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    An Elf warrior.
  • NotSoBigNeil
    NotSoBigNeil Posts: 215 Member
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    A sloth. They have the ultimate existence :grumble:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Direwolf.
  • xSakura
    xSakura Posts: 288 Member
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    Penguin :bigsmile:
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Polar Bear or eagle.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Parasaurolophus or a quetzalcoatlus.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    A hybrid-human that is 7"6 that can fly
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    a Unicorn.

    Obviously they have invisibility powers since no one can see them, and they have all the other horse attributes.

    Since they can be invisible I will not be rounded up and eaten like a Mustang. (sorry Mustang wannabes.)
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    Parasaurolophus or a quetzalcoatlus.

    Will Quetzalcoatl return on December 21, 2012?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    maybe i wanna be a Nazgul.

    then I'd go visit the ex... hehe

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  • MontanaB
    MontanaB Posts: 439 Member
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    I'd be a snake.. I swear my reptiles have the cushiest lives ever!

    A rattlesnake or maybe a mountain kingsnake like my boy simba would be nice :)
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
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    A goddess
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
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    A Galapagos tortoise. The longest recorded lifespan (of a female in captivity) was estimated at 171 years old.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    ...fantasy sports team

    Why?
    Men totally obsess about their fantasy sports team. They talk about them all the time. They plan things to do with them. They take the time to find out how the team did that day. They relive their own glory days through the team's accomplishments - meaning if the team wins, then the man has won by proxy. They stress if their team has injuries. They only want the best for their team and go to great lengths to make sure they have the best. And they are always VERY excited when they get to play with their team. :bigsmile:
  • wibutterflymagic
    wibutterflymagic Posts: 788 Member
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    A witch. I know, it's still a human, but I'd be able to fly and when people pissed me off I could turn them into a rat.

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