Hot Pocket Horror

auroranflash
auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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So, about this time of day, I get a might nippish. I skipped lunch, so I fancied my way into the kitchen and prepared a delicious Spinach Artichoke Chicken Lean Pocket. It was some 'gourmet creations' class. Turns out, there was nothing gourmet about it. Not in the slightest.

Once I got it back to my desk, I cracked it open like I always do to let the satanic heat escape, only to find two small, stubbly pieces of chin and/or rat hair (maybe rat chin hair?) on a piece of chicken, tucked away inside of the hot pocket like an early Christmas present, intended just for me.

Needless to say, the nasty pocket of hot got chucked in the trash. I was asked by my good friend Mr. Cape to draw how the escapade played out in a 4-panel comic strip. I think he's trying to help me work through my emotions, because I really truly do feel violated by this happening. Anyway, here goes.

Hope it works. ;P


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  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    So, you took your Hot Pocket, cracked it open, and found some hair?

    Yeah, this won't go horribly wrong in 5, 4, 3....
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    It may possibly work, however my computer is being a ***** ****** **** ** **and *** ****** * ****** * ** in a ****** ****** *** * ******* thats what I get for using a work computer I guess.


    I'm commenting here to check it later. CANT WAIT TO CHECK IT OUT! :D
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
    well is that auroranflash or bill Shakespeare over there?
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  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I found a bone in my BBQ chicken hot pocket. It honestly looked more like a human finger bone than a chicken bone.

    I stuck the bone in a baggie, ate the HP, emailed the company, and got a buttload of coupons.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Sue them...but not for a lifetime supply of hot pockets.
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    It was there for flavor.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Once I got it back to my desk, I cracked it open like I always do to let the satanic heat escape, only to find two small, stubbly pieces of chin and/or rat hair (maybe rat chin hair?) on a piece of chicken, tucked away inside of the hot pocket like an early Christmas present, intended just for me.
    Tufts of hair in a Hot Pocket? I saw something like that in the NC-17 group. :sick:
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    Those look like pubes.

    How well do you know your coworkers?
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Just eat around it.
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
    This made me laugh. Your friend is a great artist!
  • MsDover
    MsDover Posts: 395 Member
    Yes, this post just made my entire day. Really!
  • obsidianwings
    obsidianwings Posts: 1,237 Member
    Yeah I would complain rather than just throw it out. Comic is awesome though! :)
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    Just eat around it.

    This. Or pick the hair out.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Those look like pubes.

    How well do you know your coworkers?
    Could be a creative way of asking you out. :blushing:
  • soehlerking
    soehlerking Posts: 589 Member
    You could have said it.
    You could have photographed it.
    But the fact that you drew a dino-comic about it...that's what makes you awesome.
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
    If it helps at all your travails made me laugh so hard my husband gave me the "Why did I marry a crazy woman again?" look.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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  • Hellguy76137
    Hellguy76137 Posts: 53 Member
    As if a Hot Pocket isn't scary enough on its own?
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    Damn those fillers...
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    LMAO :laugh:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Sue them...but not for a lifetime supply of hot pockets.

    ^^This, but sue for toilet paper.
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Hahaha!

    The worst thing I ever found in a Hot Pocket was the crap that was SUPPOSED to be in there. Naaasty.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Those look like pubes.

    How well do you know your coworkers?
    Could be a creative way of asking you out. :blushing:

    Worked for Clarence Thomas.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    Once I got it back to my desk, I cracked it open like I always do to let the satanic heat escape, only to find two small, stubbly pieces of chin and/or rat hair (maybe rat chin hair?) on a piece of chicken, tucked away inside of the hot pocket like an early Christmas present, intended just for me.
    Tufts of hair in a Hot Pocket? I saw something like that in the NC-17 group. :sick:

    NOOOOOOOOOOO.....I just flashed back to the time I lost a bet with Big Mabel
  • Suzyqall72
    Suzyqall72 Posts: 105
    Thank goodness I just eat it without cracking it open. On another note, a few years ago, some friends tried to get me to try a bite of pie from a suspicious co worker. They were raving about how great it was. Luckily I said no, because then they started finding cat hair in it. You could see it sticking up like coconut. Not all from one cat, there was tabby, siamese, ginger. Anyway, we all laughed til we cried. No hair pie for me.:laugh:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Thank goodness I just eat it without cracking it open. On another note, a few years ago, some friends tried to get me to try a bite of pie from a suspicious co worker. They were raving about how great it was. Luckily I said no, because then they started finding cat hair in it. You could see it sticking up like coconut. Not all from one cat, there was tabby, siamese, ginger. Anyway, we all laughed til we cried. No hair pie for me.:laugh:

    :sick: oh dear lord.
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I can't speak for your coworker's recipe but in general, don't knock a good hair pie.

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