Hot Pocket Horror

ShmoozyQ · December 2012

As if a Hot Pocket isn't scary enough on its own?

This! The ingredient paragraph is enough to keep me away.

But, ew. Finding a hair in it is just insult to injury. However, the comic made it all worth it.

_Timmeh_ · December 2012

Jim Gaffigan rules! *hot pockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog

_Timmeh_ · December 2012

Tonights special we have a sea bass that is broiled and we have a hot pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave...that comes with a side of pepto.

pullipgirl · December 2012

"Recently they introduced the breakfast Hot Pocket. Finally! I can't think of a better way to start the day! Good morning, you're about to call in sick. Hot Pocket!"

AllTehBeers · December 2012

Win.

Jim Gaffigan rules! *hot pockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog

And win.

This whole thread is awesome.

quirkytizzy · December 2012

I chose Hot Pockets as my rebellion against a health food nut foster mom when I was 17. Must have eaten five or six of those a week for a year when I visited my boyfriend's house.

Hot Pockets make me sick now. I much prefer the health food that I couldn't stand as a stupid teenager. I swear, I've got permanent burn scars on the top of my mouth from that ****....

PetulantOne · December 2012

Those look like pubes.

How well do you know your coworkers?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MsDover · December 2012

He does a whole routine about Hot Pockets... when I saw the topic this was the first thing I thought of!
And now I see that someone has posted a link to it! Awesome!

BurtHuttz · December 2012

You know, I was just kidding about eating around the hair.

You just scarf it all up. It's not like "the stuff that looks like food" in a hot pocket is any better than the stuff that doesn't look like food.

Becky388 · December 2012

I'd let the company know. They may send you some coupons - not that I'd want them now, but....

classycouture · December 2012

GROSS. I almost bought that kind yesterday, instead I went for the garlic bread pepperoni pizza lean pocket one.

I don't think I'll be eating the second one.

(if you did eat it, how would you log "rat chin hair" in your diary?)

IronSmasher · December 2012

I was wondering what a hot pocket was. So I googled it. Wiki'd it. Apparently they are available in the UK......

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/frozen_ready_meals/maggi_hot_pockets_ham_and_cheese_crispy_pastries_2_per_pack_250g.html

........but nobody sells them.

MsDover · December 2012

(if you did eat it, how would you log "rat chin hair" in your diary?)

HA!

gkwatra · December 2012

(if you did eat it, how would you log "rat chin hair" in your diary?)

HA!

FIBER!!!!!!! Mmmmm!

Akumu · December 2012

I was wondering what a hot pocket was. So I googled it. Wiki'd it. Apparently they are available in the UK......

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/frozen_ready_meals/maggi_hot_pockets_ham_and_cheese_crispy_pastries_2_per_pack_250g.html

........but nobody sells them.

Lol, you are better off without them

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