WIERDO FAMILY
taekwonkenpo
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Tell us the wierdest thing about your family.
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my whole family lives in the same neighborhood and down the same street.0
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be easier to tell you what is normal about them but I can't think of anything just yet.0
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Too many to list! One being that we can all see ghosts!0
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When its time for dinner my dad would always yell " ****s done!" And everyone came running including the family dog.0
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My brother has a tattoo of pekachoo and squirtle.0
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My brother has a tattoo of pekachoo and squirtle.
Pikachu*
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In the sunlight, our skin glitters like diamonds.0
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Don't even know where to start. But I'm by far the most normal (and fit) one.0
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I'm glad I'm adopted! For real. They're wonderful but some of their traits... I lucked out. Lol0
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“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” -Dr. Seuss0
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One of my favorites! ❤“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” -Dr. Seuss0 -
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“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” -Dr. Seuss
awwww beautiful....
my family is epically dysfunctional in a great loving weird way....
starting with me being deaf and it just goes from there...
my mother is a hippie loving, nudist canoer who rebels against authority
my brother is a manic self medicating paranoiac.
my other brother is the tall, handsome quiet bald type that is very very funny....
my sister is an alcoholic who married another alcoholic bipolar schizophrenic man that happens to be 18 years older than her....*they do work on controlling their addictions*
my other brother is a social anxiety case....he also self medicates...
my father is married to a family that may just may out dysfunction us....but then again, they aren't epically awesome and can't laugh at themselves like we can....
so we are Wierd...but we are awesome...so its just FULL of WIN.0 -
I had an older brother in my same high school growing up and I was HIS protector rather than the other way around.0
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If I told you, you wouldn't believe me, not even a little. My therapist didn't even believe me. Maybe that was the weirdest thing - so out there that even a therapist couldn't believe it.0
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My kids crap rainbows but only when I power them up with playdoh first. Mmmmmmm...0
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“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” -Dr. Seuss
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“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” -Dr. Seuss
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My dad is a 5'8, 300 lb (formerly) muscly pollock, who grew up in the city and looks talks and acts just like a mafioso. Completely by accident. It was all Union county, in New jersey, from 1950 to 1980......
His brother and sister, my uncle and my aunt, also sound like they are from brooklyn. My brother told everyone we were italian even though we arent. When my dad was younger theyd call him The Mayor in town. Sometimes i wonder if we actually are and the whole fam damily is in witness protection. His back is wider than my brother and i together shoulder to shoulder. He scared the crap out of every friend and boyfriend i ever had....
My dad is known for: interjecting random swear words into weird parts of sentences. Hanging out of and hollering out the windows like so:
"JOEY! Effin take the effin garbage Shiz the eff out! Da eff, I tol you ta do it when you got home from effin school, and before you effin went out with your effin friends! Getovah heah and take the effin gahbage to da effin curb! Da eff! Shiz!
I have come somewhat away from these ways... somewhat, lol....
I speak like a sonnet mostly.... but if you piss me off.... the gates fly open.
...and sometimes it just happens.
I just try and fugettahboutit.
Da eff!
We are having our first Christmas at my fiancee and I's house this year... im really excited....0 -
Hmmmm, well they're all extremely vulgar? Seriously there is apparently no barrier. It ranges from mildly embarrassing to childhood trauma.
Let's just say it's nice to not see them every week
And I'm 97% sure my dad is gay and doesn't allow it, he thinks its down right wrong
Neither of them accept that I'm bisexual 0 -
That list would be way too long to post.
Basically, I remind myself of Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice. Except that, instead of a bunch of embarrassing and socially stunted younger sisters, I have embarrassing and socially stunted older brothers.0 -
In the sunlight, our skin glitters like diamonds.
:laugh:
My family's weirdness is all in the form of felonies and failed marriages....0 -
My grandmother literilly drank herself to death. She refused to be sober untill she died.0
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My husband and I are 4th cousins twice removed.0
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Everything, and I wouldn't have it any other way :drinker:0
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My cousins are my first and second cousins....
Explain...
My aunt adopted this girl. She had children. She couldn't take care of the children so my aunt adopted her children. There go, my second cousins became my first.
Oh and most of my intermediate family (Me, Dad, Mom, Aunt) Sisters and brothers don't but they need it. has at last 10 medicates they take on a daily basis from the VA.0 -
My dad is a 5'8, 300 lb (formerly) muscly pollock, who grew up in the city and looks talks and acts just like a mafioso. Completely by accident. It was all Union county, in New jersey, from 1950 to 1980......
His brother and sister, my uncle and my aunt, also sound like they are from brooklyn. My brother told everyone we were italian even though we arent. When my dad was younger theyd call him The Mayor in town. Sometimes i wonder if we actually are and the whole fam damily is in witness protection. His back is wider than my brother and i together shoulder to shoulder. He scared the crap out of every friend and boyfriend i ever had....
My dad is known for: interjecting random swear words into weird parts of sentences. Hanging out of and hollering out the windows like so:
"JOEY! Effin take the effin garbage Shiz the eff out! Da eff, I tol you ta do it when you got home from effin school, and before you effin went out with your effin friends! Getovah heah and take the effin gahbage to da effin curb! Da eff! Shiz!
I have come somewhat away from these ways... somewhat, lol....
I speak like a sonnet mostly.... but if you piss me off.... the gates fly open.
...and sometimes it just happens.
I just try and fugettahboutit.
Da eff!
We are having our first Christmas at my fiancee and I's house this year... im really excited....
Can I meet your dad or at least have a video taping of him speaking!... that would totally be my xmas gift.0 -
My dad is a 5'8, 300 lb (formerly) muscly pollock, who grew up in the city and looks talks and acts just like a mafioso. Completely by accident. It was all Union county, in New jersey, from 1950 to 1980......
His brother and sister, my uncle and my aunt, also sound like they are from brooklyn. My brother told everyone we were italian even though we arent. When my dad was younger theyd call him The Mayor in town. Sometimes i wonder if we actually are and the whole fam damily is in witness protection. His back is wider than my brother and i together shoulder to shoulder. He scared the crap out of every friend and boyfriend i ever had....
My dad is known for: interjecting random swear words into weird parts of sentences. Hanging out of and hollering out the windows like so:
"JOEY! Effin take the effin garbage Shiz the eff out! Da eff, I tol you ta do it when you got home from effin school, and before you effin went out with your effin friends! Getovah heah and take the effin gahbage to da effin curb! Da eff! Shiz!
I have come somewhat away from these ways... somewhat, lol....
I speak like a sonnet mostly.... but if you piss me off.... the gates fly open.
...and sometimes it just happens.
I just try and fugettahboutit.
Da eff!
We are having our first Christmas at my fiancee and I's house this year... im really excited....
Can I join your family? I think I would fit right in!0 -
Many belong to a religion/cult that has predicted the world was going to "soon end" for over the past 100 years. I don't belong to this religion/cult, and have a strange relationship with them due to my independent thinking. They rarely talk to me and aren't allowed to explore how/why I think different if we do talk. So, I am partly shunned. This isn't a bad thing.0
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My biological father has been married 5 times and my biological mother has been married 8 times (she may be married again for all I know). And my father has only been married to 3 different women! #1 is my bio (who dumped me when I was 3 months old), #2 and #4 are the same woman and #3 and #5 (current) are the same woman. Thankfully he has been married this last time for 50 years, so I'm hoping this one sticks. LOL
So of course I could go on about real siblings (none), half siblings (three) and step siblings (two) and who wont eat dinner with who and who has to call before they will come over anywhere.
And we wonder why I see a psych doctor. He said I should write a book!0
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