Be careful of what you wish for!

SUPREMENOTORIOUS
SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
The purpose of this thread is to give someone's wish a horrible consequence. For example,
I wish for a million dollars.
The next person will write, "granted but you will be constipated for the rest of your life"
(Its supposed to be extreme and/or funny)
And then they would post their own wish

Here's my wish...
I wish I had Brad Pitt as my husband!

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  • SUPREMENOTORIOUS
    SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
    The purpose of this thread is to give someone's wish a horrible consequence. For example,
    I wish for a million dollars.
    The next person will write, "granted but you will be constipated for the rest of your life"
    (Its supposed to be extreme and/or funny)
    And then they would post their own wish

    Here's my wish...
    I wish I had Brad Pitt as my husband!
  • LokiFae
    LokiFae Posts: 774 Member
    Granted, but you have to take care of all of his kids, AND adopt a new one every year. With no nannies.

    I wish I lived in France.
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    Granted, but you have to take care of all of his kids, AND adopt a new one every year. With no nannies.

    I wish I lived in France.

    granted but you have to live in the sewers

    I wish I lived in a place that had no snow
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted, but you have to take care of all of his kids, AND adopt a new one every year. With no nannies.

    I wish I lived in France.

    granted but you have to live in the sewers

    I wish I lived in a place that had no snow

    Granted, welcome to the Sahara!

    I wish I was a championship winning UFC fighter.
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    Granted, and now every bone in your body gets broken

    I wish I had a horse :)
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Granted, and now every bone in your body gets broken

    I wish I had a horse :)

    Granted, and now you have to store all his poop in your house.

    I wish all my debt would just disappear.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted, and now every bone in your body gets broken

    I wish I had a horse :)

    Granted, and now you have to store all his poop in your house.

    I wish all my debt would just disappear.

    Granted, but now they want your legs in compensation.

    I wish I was best friends with Mr. T.
  • SUPREMENOTORIOUS
    SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
    Granted, but now you have to kiss Carrot Top!

    I wish I could be super smart!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted, but now you have to kiss Carrot Top!


    ..Mmmm....Carrottop.....wait, .I thought it was supposed to be a bad thing that happens to you....:huh:


    (Just kidding!)
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    dang it! to slow
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    Granted. But now your brain is so heavy you can't get out of bed to use it.

    I wish I had the pefect figure.
  • SUPREMENOTORIOUS
    SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
    Granted, but now you have body odor that will not go away!

    I wish I had a brand new car
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted. But now your brain is so heavy you can't get out of bed to use it.

    I wish I had the pefect figure.

    Granted...but it's the perfect figure for Jabba the Hutt...

    I wish I could be a psychic ninja.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted, but now you have body odor that will not go away!

    I wish I had a brand new car


    Granted, but it's a flintstones mobile. (yabbadabbadoo!)
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    Granted. But now your brain is so heavy you can't get out of bed to use it.

    I wish I had the perfect figure.

    Granted...but it's the perfect figure for Jabba the Hutt...

    I wish I could be a psychic ninja.

    Granted...but your fairy god mother spelled it wrong and made you a psychotic ninja...

    I wish I could get rid of my perfect Jabba the Hutt figure to go away.
  • Cassia
    Cassia Posts: 467 Member
    granted but now you have to eat only spinach for the rest of you life

    i wish that i could have the willpower to do what ever i set my mind to and be really smart
  • SUPREMENOTORIOUS
    SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
    Granted, but now you have a coma that will last for 18 years

    I wish I was famous
  • jules1984
    jules1984 Posts: 439 Member
    granted but now everyone in the world will try and hug you for good luck in a mauling kind of way

    I wish I didn't have to work every morning at 7 o'clock am
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    Granted...Now you are homeless and have no job at all.

    I wish I didn't have to eat spinach to have the perfect figure.
  • SUPREMENOTORIOUS
    SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
    GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO CONSUME A LAXATIVE EVERY 8 HOURS

    I WISH I WAS NOT ADDICTED TO FRIED FOOD
  • HealthBuff
    HealthBuff Posts: 3
    Granted, but you must take alli forever and you poop your pants if you ever eat another fried food again.

    I wish I had I nicer car.
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    Granted...You have a nicer car, but the cops are after you for grand theft. LOL

    I am going outside right now. I wish I could run the beach a full 4 miles without getting tired. See ya! :tongue:
  • GinaB30
    GinaB30 Posts: 725 Member
    Granted, but you must take alli forever and you poop your pants if you ever eat another fried food again.

    I wish I had I nicer car.

    Granted but now you have a truck that guzzles $200/ a day in gas lol

    oops forgot my wish!!

    I wish I had a bigger house!
  • bonkers5975
    bonkers5975 Posts: 1,015 Member
    I wish I had a bigger house!


    Granted, but now you have to scrub it top to bottom every single day for the rest of your life! With a toothbrush. :bigsmile:

    I wish I were a redhead.
  • SUPREMENOTORIOUS
    SUPREMENOTORIOUS Posts: 90
    GRANTED, NOW YOU ARE LINDSAY LOHAN ON DRUGS

    I WISH I COULD FINISH COLLEGE ALREADY
  • magdalune
    magdalune Posts: 80 Member
    I wish I were a redhead.

    Granted, but you have bad acne.
  • JennSchittl
    JennSchittl Posts: 2
    GRANTED, NOW YOU ARE LINDSAY LOHAN ON DRUGS

    I WISH I COULD FINISH COLLEGE ALREADY

    Granted now you have 100,000 in college debt

    I wish I didn't have to worry about money
  • bonkers5975
    bonkers5975 Posts: 1,015 Member
    GRANTED, NOW YOU ARE LINDSAY LOHAN ON DRUGS

    I WISH I COULD FINISH COLLEGE ALREADY

    Granted now you have 100,000 in college debt

    I wish I didn't have to worry about money

    LOL this is funny :laugh:

    Granted, now you have won the lottery and everyone wants a piece of you!

    I wish I could get my dog to listen! :bigsmile:
  • GinaB30
    GinaB30 Posts: 725 Member
    LOL this is funny :laugh:

    Granted, now you have won the lottery and everyone wants a piece of you!

    I wish I could get my dog to listen! :bigsmile:

    Granted but now your pregnant with sextuplets
  • beep
    beep Posts: 1,242 Member

    I WISH I COULD FINISH COLLEGE ALREADY

    Granted, but now you have to work for the rest of your life!
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