Humans suck... I wanna be a...

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  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    River.
  • taekwonkenpo
    taekwonkenpo Posts: 1,004
    I would like to be a mutated pet store Turtle tarined in martial arts by a mutad Rat i consider to be my father. I would live in the sewer system (free of rent), eat a lot of pizza and be a secret super hero.


    sophididdlipo...............Just a simple Turtle? Think bigger. :happy:
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
    An otter.

    That's all.
  • jesswait
    jesswait Posts: 218 Member
    A Timelord.

    Yep.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    An otter.

    That's all.

    oh my god, I love otters!

    i want to be a *****, I think they have a pretty good time, being loved and stroked and what not
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
    i wanna be a NYAN CAT , MEOW
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
    An otter.

    That's all.

    oh my god, I love otters!

    i want to be a *****, I think they have a pretty good time, being loved and stroked and what not

    Why has MFP deleted your animal? Was it a beaver?
  • headoverhills
    headoverhills Posts: 70
    If only "film critic" was another species...

    They are!!!
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    vibrator. Maybe then I'd get some play a little more than once every two weeks.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    A squirrel! Only I'll be smart enough not to cross the road in traffic.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    A Daedric Prince.
  • ravengirl1611
    ravengirl1611 Posts: 285 Member
    ...fantasy sports team

    Why?
    Men totally obsess about their fantasy sports team. They talk about them all the time. They plan things to do with them. They take the time to find out how the team did that day. They relive their own glory days through the team's accomplishments - meaning if the team wins, then the man has won by proxy. They stress if their team has injuries. They only want the best for their team and go to great lengths to make sure they have the best. And they are always VERY excited when they get to play with their team. :bigsmile:

    Well played!!

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