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Something's wrong with me

_Elemenopee_

My bosses are always travelling overseas at this time of year which means when various perishable gift baskets from Harry & David come in for them, I get to open them, pick out what I want and leave the rest in the office kitchen for the vultures I work with.

Fresh Pears, Apples, Mixed nuts, Chocolate Cherries, Havarti & Cheddar Cheese, Crackers, Relish, Salami, Moose Munch etcetera etcetera etcetera.

I usually poach just about everything for myself but the crackers and the relish. This year, all I want is the pretty basket and the fruit & cheese.

What the hell is wrong with me?

PS - Swanny, you better get your featherless self down here and pick out what you want before I leave the rest to the office vultures!!

Replies

n0ob

I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...

♥Faerie♥

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

Chief_Rocka

Moose Munch

come again?

BrettPGH

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Hellbent_Heidi

I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...

I buy makeup I don't need because it comes with a "FREE GIFT" (only, the the gift isn't anything I need either) :laugh:

_crafty_

Moose Munch

come again?

Moose Munch is like heaven in my mouth.

ZombieChaser

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

_Elemenopee_

Swanny was here. All that's left now is crackers and cherries....HE LEFT THE CHERRIES!

BrettPGH

Swanny was here. All that's left now is crackers and cherries....HE LEFT THE CHERRIES!

Nobody wants to be a girl's first.

unknown

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♥Faerie♥

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*

jackpotclown

*pops the cherries* suit yourself hero mwahahahaahaaa \m/

_SusieQ_

I hate you. Now all I can think about is cheese. Glorious cheese. Mmmmmmm

_Elemenopee_

I miss the office gift baskets from one of my old jobs.... the most heavenly lemon pound cake, yummy cheese, the best frosted sugar cookies I've ever had, and other stuff I let the "office vultures" have.

The one I miss the most was the King cake out New Orleans attorney sent us for Mardi Gras!

:sad:

I NEVER pass up King Cake....EVER!

Cranktastic

*pops the cherries* suit yourself hero mwahahahaahaaa \m/

flashes jackpot and swipes cherries!

_Elemenopee_

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*

I have pictures of him with his "booty"

ZombieChaser

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*

EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*

natnlj

I am in the SAME SITUATION AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! The baskets get delivered to me and I am tempted all day long!!!!! All I had to eat yesterday was two packets of cookies and then later a trufle, because I felt so guilty, that I didn't eat anything else the rest of the day...why can't we have the will to JUST SAY NO to the junk?

downsizinghoss

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Brett, leave Swanny's goodies alone. Go get the food.

jackpotclown

*pops the cherries* suit yourself hero mwahahahaahaaa \m/

flashes jackpot and swipes cherries!

*hipchecks cranky and steals the cherries* once you pop, you just can't stop *runs away* \m/

UsedToBeHusky

I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...

I totally do this too.

grammysboy

I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...

Santa brings me socks and underwear for Christmas every year even though the ones from last year aren't worn out yet.

♥Faerie♥

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*

EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*

Sweeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*tumbles right into the office supply room and closes the door, giggles and sighs being heard from within*

Tw1zzler

Their pears are better than candy!

_crafty_

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*

EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*

*jumps on top* this can't get any better!

♥Faerie♥

*Drags crafty into the office supply closet also*

_Elemenopee_

Snort....

*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*

You do that whilst I grab the goodies!

Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!

*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*

EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*

*jumps on top* this can't get any better!

Y'all are having too much fun without me. Don't make me get the salami and join you in the closet!

unknown

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♥Faerie♥

*Sticks out a wings and pulls ele and her salami into the closet*

_Elemenopee_

Swanny was here. All that's left now is crackers and cherries....HE LEFT THE CHERRIES!

what kind of guy ever leaves a cherry behind????

Maybe he doesn't like the chocolate variety? I don't know. Never stopped me! :devil: