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Something's wrong with me
_Elemenopee_
Posts: 2,665 Member
My bosses are always travelling overseas at this time of year which means when various perishable gift baskets from Harry & David come in for them, I get to open them, pick out what I want and leave the rest in the office kitchen for the vultures I work with.
Fresh Pears, Apples, Mixed nuts, Chocolate Cherries, Havarti & Cheddar Cheese, Crackers, Relish, Salami, Moose Munch etcetera etcetera etcetera.
I usually poach just about everything for myself but the crackers and the relish. This year, all I want is the pretty basket and the fruit & cheese.
What the hell is wrong with me?
PS - Swanny, you better get your featherless self down here and pick out what you want before I leave the rest to the office vultures!!
Fresh Pears, Apples, Mixed nuts, Chocolate Cherries, Havarti & Cheddar Cheese, Crackers, Relish, Salami, Moose Munch etcetera etcetera etcetera.
I usually poach just about everything for myself but the crackers and the relish. This year, all I want is the pretty basket and the fruit & cheese.
What the hell is wrong with me?
PS - Swanny, you better get your featherless self down here and pick out what you want before I leave the rest to the office vultures!!
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I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...0
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Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*0 -
Moose Munch
come again?0 -
Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!0 -
I buy makeup I don't need because it comes with a "FREE GIFT" (only, the the gift isn't anything I need either) :laugh:I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...0 -
Moose Munch
come again?
Moose Munch is like heaven in my mouth.0 -
Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!0 -
Swanny was here. All that's left now is crackers and cherries....HE LEFT THE CHERRIES!0
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Swanny was here. All that's left now is crackers and cherries....HE LEFT THE CHERRIES!
Nobody wants to be a girl's first.0 -
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Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!
*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*0 -
*pops the cherries* suit yourself hero mwahahahaahaaa \m/0
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I hate you. Now all I can think about is cheese. Glorious cheese. Mmmmmmm0
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I miss the office gift baskets from one of my old jobs.... the most heavenly lemon pound cake, yummy cheese, the best frosted sugar cookies I've ever had, and other stuff I let the "office vultures" have.
The one I miss the most was the King cake out New Orleans attorney sent us for Mardi Gras!
:sad:
I NEVER pass up King Cake....EVER!0 -
*pops the cherries* suit yourself hero mwahahahaahaaa \m/
flashes jackpot and swipes cherries!0 -
Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!
*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*
I have pictures of him with his "booty"0 -
Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!
*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*
EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*0 -
I am in the SAME SITUATION AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! The baskets get delivered to me and I am tempted all day long!!!!! All I had to eat yesterday was two packets of cookies and then later a trufle, because I felt so guilty, that I didn't eat anything else the rest of the day...why can't we have the will to JUST SAY NO to the junk?0
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Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Brett, leave Swanny's goodies alone. Go get the food.0 -
*hipchecks cranky and steals the cherries* once you pop, you just can't stop *runs away* \m/*pops the cherries* suit yourself hero mwahahahaahaaa \m/
flashes jackpot and swipes cherries!
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I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...
I totally do this too.0 -
Santa brings me socks and underwear for Christmas every year even though the ones from last year aren't worn out yet.I buy stuff I don't need when I see it underpriced just because it's underpriced...0 -
Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!
*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*
EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*
Sweeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*tumbles right into the office supply room and closes the door, giggles and sighs being heard from within*0 -
Their pears are better than candy!0
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Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!
*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*
EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*
*jumps on top* this can't get any better!0 -
*Drags crafty into the office supply closet also*0
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Snort....
*Tackles Swanny in the hallway and dumps Faerie Dust all over him*
You do that whilst I grab the goodies!
Not so fast! *Hipchecks Brett into wall* MINE!
*Tackles Zombie and tumbles into swanny, causing him to drop all the goodies*
EP tackles! *rolls around with Fae, b/c that's WAY better than some gift basket*
*jumps on top* this can't get any better!
Y'all are having too much fun without me. Don't make me get the salami and join you in the closet!0 -
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*Sticks out a wings and pulls ele and her salami into the closet*0
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Swanny was here. All that's left now is crackers and cherries....HE LEFT THE CHERRIES!
what kind of guy ever leaves a cherry behind????
Maybe he doesn't like the chocolate variety? I don't know. Never stopped me! :devil:0
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