best barny stinson quote

miketheman79
miketheman79 Posts: 41
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What is you favorite Barney stinson quote!!
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  • superkel317
    superkel317 Posts: 78
    "Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!"
  • miketheman79
    miketheman79 Posts: 41
    Bro MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i bro. And on that farm he had some chicks, eei ee i bro. With a hot chick here and a dumb chick there...
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Challenge Accepted!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.
  • wheresheidi
    wheresheidi Posts: 213
    SLAP BET!!!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    "Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro...I'm Broda!"
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    who?
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Wait for it.....
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    "Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro...I'm Broda!"

    ^^ THIS :laugh:
  • WillardsMommy1
    WillardsMommy1 Posts: 54
    “There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.”
  • WhyeatKachra
    WhyeatKachra Posts: 404 Member
    Barney's christmas songs about Ted's sister :D

    https://player.vimeo.com/video/11967646
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Every sentence that comes out of his mouth.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    who?

    Thank God. I didn't want to have to delete you.
  • Cyclink
    Cyclink Posts: 517 Member
    Too many to pick just one!
  • Momof2grls75
    Momof2grls75 Posts: 5
    SUIT UP!
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.

    Challenge Accepted!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    "You should only have to wait a month for sex if your girl friend is 17 years and 11 months old"
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.
    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
  • mnw1117
    mnw1117 Posts: 48
    It’s gonna be legend........… wait for it….... and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
  • miketheman79
    miketheman79 Posts: 41
    Brovember!!
  • diamondfit1
    diamondfit1 Posts: 47 Member
    theres an 83% chance.....
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    It's going to be-...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
  • miketheman79
    miketheman79 Posts: 41
    It’s gonna be legend........… wait for it….... and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

    Yes!!!
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.

    Challenge Accepted!

    Niiice :laugh:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    tumblr_lvm6n9Hiu21r66esfo1_500.jpg

    In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    To be dateable a woman must be above the Vicki Mendoza diagonal on the 'Hot / Crazy Scale'.
  • mnw1117
    mnw1117 Posts: 48
    Attention Canada! I am Barney from America, and I am here to fix your backward *kitten* country. Number one, get real money. Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke. Number two, and this is the biggy, quit letting awesome chicks, like Robin Scherbatsky, get away. Because, guess what, you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in her, if you know what I mean, which you probably don't.
  • amber1533
    amber1533 Posts: 117 Member
    "Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!"

    THIS
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    Have you met Ted?
  • superkel317
    superkel317 Posts: 78
    "I'm KFC, you don't mess with the Colonel's original recipe."

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