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    • Posts: 2,466 Member
      Do you have an example of one of the jokes?
    • Posts: 745 Member
      Oh! Oh me! Pick me!!!!

      Lol. Hi Jim - I guess if I can handle Ian..... Would love to be a pal :smile:
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      :happy: Sending FR!
    • Posts: 1,205 Member
      I love posting funny stuff. Please add me.
    • Posts: 13 Member
      Hi, I am new here, I like to laugh , too.

      Lot's of stress taking care of an aging parent in her house, and trying to keep up with my own and a husband, so a little bit of humor would be welcome.
      Have a good day.

      Thanks, Grace
    • Posts: 917 Member
      Add me too, please! I love to laugh and I pen a humour blog on MFP: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/JanaCanada
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      I need more Friends! Lets be friends lol
    • Posts: 399
      Do you have an example of one of the jokes?

      A sample you say? From Monday diary....

      A wife had lunch with two unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress. They decided to amaze their men by greeting them wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet after to exchange notes.
      Engaged friend: “My fiancé came over, saw me, and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you. Then we made passionate love all night long.”
      Mistress friend: “Me too! My lover didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. “
      Wife: “When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"
    • Posts: 85 Member
      Are you telling the truth? Feel free to add me.
    • Posts: 37 Member
      Add me too, I need more friends too!
    • Posts: 399
      A Xmas Eve BUMP......
      Have a merry christmas everyone.
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