please abuse me

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  • BrittKnee_Rae
    BrittKnee_Rae Posts: 111 Member
    I wont tell you your fat, bc you're not! But I will tell your *kitten* to stop being lazy before you get fat!!
    Your welcome :)
  • ripemango
    ripemango Posts: 534 Member
    hang on, let me grab my ball gag....
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    You take ****ty pictures and with that chest your tattoo look like a ribbon to open up new monkey pen at the zoo.
    Clean up your shots and your body or are you just going to be that weakreflection of spittle stain on the men's bathroom mirror?
  • missytrishy
    missytrishy Posts: 203 Member
    You take ****ty pictures and with that chest your tattoo look like a ribbon to open up new monkey pen at the zoo.
    Clean up your shots and your body or are you just going to be that weakreflection of spittle stain on the men's bathroom mirror?

    WOW! lol
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    Hey bro, that tampon you needed is at the bottom of my purse. I'd tell you to just go ahead and dig for it, but I wouldn't want you to break a nail now princess.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    His name is DrMerc.

    You're welcome.
  • lousoulbody
    lousoulbody Posts: 663 Member
    Grow some thighs already, i have seen more meat on a drumstick,,,,:devil: And if your going to pose in your underwear, man up and quit wearing your little brothers, its doing nothing for your package. :bigsmile: Squats, Squats & more squats....can you hear me now?

    Cheers:drinker:
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 416 Member
    hahahaha..........love it!
  • kuntry_navy
    kuntry_navy Posts: 677 Member
    You take ****ty pictures and with that chest your tattoo look like a ribbon to open up new monkey pen at the zoo.
    Clean up your shots and your body or are you just going to be that weakreflection of spittle stain on the men's bathroom mirror?

    that's just your moms sweat stains on the mirror(can't you see imprint of her butt at the bottom). i'm sure she cleaned it after i left, and she told me she was gonna hang this picture on her bed post...smh
  • kuntry_navy
    kuntry_navy Posts: 677 Member
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  • crystalflame
    crystalflame Posts: 1,049 Member
    Your biceps are freakishly disproportionate to your scrawny chest and wimpy quads. I'm weak, and I could probably do more pushups than you. Can you even deadlift?? And running for 30 minutes? You'd better learn to run longer than that if you're gonna get out of range of me and the hell I'll unleash on you for being such a slacker.

    You'd better be doing some (WEIGHTED) squats instead of reading this. You make me sad.
  • arcabeleno
    arcabeleno Posts: 8 Member
    in a month you'll be back to being your old fat flabby self......
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    edited to ward off the creepers...


    This edit probably looks like a flashing billboard for creepers.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member

    it's good yu quit talkin back, better be doing some f*&#(!g pushups at least
    I'm watching.....I'm just getting way too much abuse from dudes..starting to weird me out

    And now the TRUTH comes out...
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    edited to ward off the creepers...


    This edit probably looks like a flashing billboard for creepers.

    ^Agreed. All that is missing is a fancy gif :P
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    I can be pretty abusive. . .
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    And now the TRUTH comes out...

    The truth came out in the subject line. I'm creepy as hell and this creeps me out.
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    edited to ward off the creepers...


    This edit probably looks like a flashing billboard for creepers.

    LOL You're probably right!
  • firemanfive0
    firemanfive0 Posts: 228 Member
    tiger blood my azz, Charlie Sheen can do more push ups than you and still have enough to get a hooker!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    And now the TRUTH comes out...

    The truth came out in the subject line. I'm creepy as hell and this creeps me out.

    Yeah...my creepometer was going off before I even clicked into the post.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    And now the TRUTH comes out...

    The truth came out in the subject line. I'm creepy as hell and this creeps me out.

    I thought it was going to be another thread about trolling to be honest. But I'm pretty amused with this one so....please, people, bust out the whips and chains and go to town.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    edited to ward off the creepers...


    This edit probably looks like a flashing billboard for creepers.

    LOL You're probably right!

    Yeah..posting about warding off creepers is like posting about no more trolling....
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    edited to ward off the creepers...

    Oh you got some answers to that one - didn't ya?!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    The truth came out in the subject line. I'm creepy as hell and this creeps me out.

    Yeah...my creepometer was going off before I even clicked into the post.

    See, now what does that say about us? We KNEW what we were doing but we came and looked anyway. Now we're a part of this dude's sick *kitten* tableau.
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    I'm sure you'll find some great ideas in this months' issue of *kitten* Quarterly. Has the newest issue not come in the mail yet?
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  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    my sister's got bigger quads than that, what, you reppin the bar now?!
    Right now I'm just doing body squats....but some day I hope to use a bar!

    next step is those little pink dumbells, with the pansy attatched to em. i'm gonna go play fetch with my pet kitten and a medium sized blue dumbell, i'll let you borrow it when you get to that level

    gotta warn you though, probably gonna need to not hold your wrists so limp when you get to the blue dumbells though

    it's good yu quit talkin back, better be doing some f*&#(!g pushups at least

    ...lets keep this going o_O
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