Your "Perfect Partner"?

OK so this is my perfect woman (not that there is such a thing):



Personality:

Loves Kids

Wants kids or already has kids

Funny

Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc

Loves country music but also likes alt bands like The Cab, Nirvana, Hinder, Green Day, etc

Likes to dance

Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)

Kind

Compassionate

Silly

Slightly sarcastic humor type

Up for anything, anytime

Likes to travel

Likes being spoiled but is also my equal



Physical:

Curvy

Tattoos

Long Hair





Morals:

No drugs

Honest

Christian

Strong Work Ethic



Sexual:

Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

Likes rough sex

Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc



What does your "perfect partner" look like?
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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member


    Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc


    Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)


    Christian


    Sexual:

    Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

    Likes rough sex

    Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc




    A little mixed on the signals? I'm wondering how Christian your match really needs to be? Can she/he have all this rough sex before marriage? Or can she/he wait to disclose this particular little facet of her/himself? :laugh:
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
    Someone that is like me, but not me,
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member


    Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc


    Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)


    Christian


    Sexual:

    Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

    Likes rough sex

    Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc




    A little mixed on the signals? I'm wondering how Christian your match really needs to be? Can she/he have all this rough sex before marriage? Or can she/he wait to disclose this particular little facet of her/himself? :laugh:

    Im pretty sure you could talk about sex before marriage. Lol, goofball.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Personality:

    Loves Kids

    Wants kids or already has kids

    Funny

    Loves movies...any kinds...from Knocked Up to Corny Horror movies...

    Loves country music, but can also listen to other genres...take a look at my ipod...it covers everything.

    Likes to dance/sing karaoke.

    Social Drinker

    Kind/Caring/compassionate

    Silly

    Have a sense of Humor

    Up for anything, anytime

    Likes to travel

    Can treat me like a queen, but in return i treat them like a king



    Physical:

    average-tall in height

    Tattoos....no tattoos are good too.

    hair, no hair, facial hair, no facial hair...its all good.





    Morals:

    Hugs not drugs.

    Honest---the best policy...if its not there, the relationship would not work.

    Christian

    Strong Work Ethic/Love what they do.



    Sexual:

    Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

    likes experimenting in the bedroom
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    Well, you just described me except for one thing. :wink:
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    Hmmmm...

    Personality:

    Loves Kids, has one/some, but doesn't want more

    Positive energy

    Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc, also like scary movies like SAW, Touristas, and Hostel

    Loves Rock N Roll, Punk, Jazz, Regaee, Blues, but hates Country

    Hates dancing and night clubs

    Non-drinker

    Kind

    Compassionate

    Pretty spontaneous

    Likes to travel, but not freaky about it. Needs to be in-line with budgetary considerations

    Financial goals are a very key issue, we must be aligned and agree or it wont work

    Does not play into all the BS relationship BS, like Valentines day, and isn't into Diamonds and BS like that. I like simple, down to earth, real, and practical women

    Fiercly independant


    Physical:

    Curvy

    Tattoos

    Long Brown Hair



    Morals:

    No drugs

    Honest



    Sexual:

    Doesnt need constant hand-holding and touching and cuddling

    Is open to experimenting a little

    Other:
    Non-smoker
    Happy
    Chill personality
    Un-Selfish
    Takes care of herself mentally, physically, and spiritually
    Sharing and giving
    Non-liar
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    A little mixed on the signals? I'm wondering how Christian your match really needs to be? Can she/he have all this rough sex before marriage? Or can she/he wait to disclose this particular little facet of her/himself? :laugh:

    Im pretty sure you could talk about sex before marriage. Lol, goofball.

    Okay, understood. And the "honest" part would guarantee that they weren't just all talk? Got it.

    So......I'll agree with you on what I would like, then....oh, wait.......:heart:
  • seansquared
    seansquared Posts: 328 Member
    A little mixed on the signals? I'm wondering how Christian your match really needs to be? Can she/he have all this rough sex before marriage? Or can she/he wait to disclose this particular little facet of her/himself? :laugh:

    Im pretty sure you could talk about sex before marriage. Lol, goofball.

    Okay, understood. And the "honest" part would guarantee that they weren't just all talk? Got it.

    So......I'll agree with you on what I would like, then....oh, wait.......:heart:

    The person as described would be at best a "Sunday Christian", i.e. casual believer but not a real practitioner/believer/etc.


    As for me, I have my perfect partner, and she's amazing.
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Well, you just described me except for one thing. :wink:

    Lol, i will bite! What is that?
  • Lake_Po
    Lake_Po Posts: 228 Member
    Personality:

    Likes Kids

    Has no strong feelings for or against having children

    MUST BE HILARIOUS

    Likes all sorts of movies and could, occasionally, sing along to a musical with me

    Must enjoy all sorts of music, but especially rock and alternative. It wouldn't hurt to be familiar with Broadway and emo bands, too.

    Will sing along to songs in the car

    Likes to go out

    Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic

    Kind

    Compassionate

    Silly

    Tolerant to sarcasm

    Spontaneous

    Loves to travel

    Will spoil me and be spoiled in return

    Should be clean, but not OCD

    Cares about physical appearance, but not metro

    Trusting but a little jealousy never hurt anyone ;)

    Likes to live a healthy lifestyle

    Likes sports and other guy things

    Must know how to change oil, tires, etc

    Physical:

    Tall. 6ft +

    Tattoos/piercings/guages

    Short and well groomed hair

    Facial hair

    2 distinct eyebrows

    Body hair is good with me

    In decent shape


    Morals:

    Philanthropist

    Honest

    Non religious

    Strong Work Ethic

    Must love animals


    Sexual:

    Is cool with not cuddling too much

    Likes rough sex

    Can experiment and get risque even in public
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Personality:

    Likes Kids

    Has no strong feelings for or against having children

    MUST BE HILARIOUS

    Likes all sorts of movies and could, occasionally, sing along to a musical with me

    Must enjoy all sorts of music, but especially rock and alternative. It wouldn't hurt to be familiar with Broadway and emo bands, too.

    Will sing along to songs in the car

    Likes to go out

    Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic

    Kind

    Compassionate

    Silly

    Tolerant to sarcasm

    Spontaneous

    Loves to travel

    Will spoil me and be spoiled in return

    Should be clean, but not OCD

    Cares about physical appearance, but not metro

    Trusting but a little jealousy never hurt anyone ;)

    Likes to live a healthy lifestyle

    Likes sports and other guy things

    Must know how to change oil, tires, etc

    Physical:

    Tall. 6ft +

    Tattoos/piercings/guages

    Short and well groomed hair

    Facial hair

    2 distinct eyebrows

    Body hair is good with me

    In decent shape


    Morals:

    Philanthropist

    Honest

    Non religious

    Strong Work Ethic

    Must love animals


    Sexual:

    Is cool with not cuddling too much

    Likes rough sex

    Can experiment and get risque even in public

    Sex in public (or sexual contact at least) is awesome! :wink:
  • Hmmm, perfect partner?

    Personality:

    The ability to make me laugh. Even when I am irate with him and want to stay that way.

    Loving, kind, tries to be friendly with everyone


    Physical:

    Tall

    Big build

    Enough body fur to run my fingers through, but not so much that I feel like I need to braid it to tame it

    Clean cut

    Tattoos

    Muscular, but not a body builder type


    Morals:

    Honest

    Adventurous

    Has the same off-center likes as I do

    Believes in the same type of relationships I do


    Sexual:

    Yes, please, lol


    Other:

    Generally likes to work to make others happy

    Easy going, without much of a temper

    Willing to hold me while I cry without telling me I should stop

    Willing to have a give and take relationship

    Willing to come to the gym with me

    Good at giving advice, without sounding condescending -- and willing to correct my form on the heavy bag

    Ohhhh yeah, he's in the man cave right now, playing video games!
  • MaigreKacie
    MaigreKacie Posts: 27 Member
    Would buy me a steak dinner before sleeping with me ha ha
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Would buy me a steak dinner before sleeping with me ha ha

    I am pretty sure that is man law!
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    This is so me....plus we are getting married soon right?!?. ;)
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Hmmmmm...Imma try to keep this list short, lawl

    For men I would say...

    Personality: Gentle, sweet with a sly sense of humour who isn't afraid to cuddle and touch. Intelligent, easy going, maybe a little softly spoken, isn't afraid to get into politics and picket with me,

    Physical: Taller than me, broad around the shoulder, nice smile and a nice bum, a beard.

    Morals: Honest, believes in integrity, isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in/is right.

    Sexual: Willing to wait.

    And as for women...well probably the same thing, just change the physical! She can be taller or shorter, I don't mind too much, and curvy with beautiful hair (short or long) and lovely sparkling eyes. Aaahhh~
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    This is so me....plus we are getting married soon right?!?. ;)

    :love: :flowerforyou:
  • Lake_Po
    Lake_Po Posts: 228 Member
    AGREED!! I like it a little dangerous! ;)
  • m8605
    m8605 Posts: 102
    Personality:

    Very down to earth
    She has grown up and acts her age
    Is a light/social drinker or non-drinker - I don't want to have to worry about you
    Doesn't smoke/drugs/whathaveyou
    We have very different interests to keep things interesting.

    Physical:
    has a great pair of legs


    Sexual:
    Don't have to have sex all the time, In 26 years I'm used to not getting any and almost prefer it in a sense....sure it'd be nice but I can wait for the right girl.. I just mean I want to have sex with a girl that I truly love.
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    AGREED!! I like it a little dangerous! ;)

    Just be careful about what you do in the back of a walmart! Or in a walmart parking lot!
  • DrMAvDPhD
    DrMAvDPhD Posts: 2,097 Member
    I always said I'd marry the first man I could find that can both cook and fix my car. I did. It's worked out well so far :laugh:
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    Personality: Funny - likes both sophisticated humor and toilet based, Positive, Playful, and Sweet

    Physical: I like some curves, but would want someone who is active. Hygiene is important ;)

    Sexual: Willing, Likes to explore, Wild, but can also be reserved.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    my perfect partner will know when to STFU. Which should be anytime outside of bed obviously
  • Drussander
    Drussander Posts: 266 Member
    This is a trick question IMO. The answer is - there is no such thing as a perfect partner. Every partner will have certain qualities you like and certain you don't. I know lots of people looking for the "perfect partner". We call them "single", LMAO.

    The perfect partner is one that will tolerate YOU! LOL.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Someone who loves me as much as I love him...wait, there he is, right across the room!:heart::heart: :heart:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    my perfect partner will know when to STFU. Which should be anytime outside of bed obviously

    Winner! Haha, seriously though, OP you pretty much described me, except I don't have any tattoos...oh, and I have a husband too :)
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    Have a job
    Have a car
    can fix stuff around the house
    no STDs
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Have a job
    Have a car
    can fix stuff around the house
    no STDs

    I think the no stds is a given!
  • XtyAnn17
    XtyAnn17 Posts: 632 Member
    Well, you just described me except for one thing. :wink:

    My guess is being christian i base that solely off your profile picture