I found a loop hole!

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Seeing as how I have 2 children, I am Santa around here. I GET PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES! But just 2. Merry Christmas Y'all

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  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    Santa does not stop at 2 cookies
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    Mrs. Clause doesn't stop at 2 effin cookies either!
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
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    2 cookies per house!
  • BBehnke84
    BBehnke84 Posts: 537 Member
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    How the friggen hell do you stop at two peanut butter cookies!
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
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    I keep telling people this...Holiday food has no calories. It's part of the magic of special days. This goes for birthday cake, too, by the way. Yep.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    i want ALL the cookies.
  • athenaheim
    athenaheim Posts: 496 Member
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    LOL I'm Santa tonight too. I made them so I know how many calories are in them. I figured put two out take a bite out of one then I'm good. Come on willpower lol.
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    Peanut butter cookies. My fav.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    2 cookies? PFFFFFFFFFFT. Blasphemy.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,344 Member
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  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
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    My kid leaves me shots! Santa likes scotch
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
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    I want all the $&#&@"@^ cookies in the cookie jar!!
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
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    Wow, I didn't realize Santa got such a crappy deal. Not having kids means I get all the cookies I want and don't have to share! LOL (white chocolate cherry shortbread made last night, thank you very much)
  • stubbseyt
    stubbseyt Posts: 84 Member
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    some santas in England get a bottle of beer and some mince pies!!
  • BBehnke84
    BBehnke84 Posts: 537 Member
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    Omg I was waiting for this! LOOOVE it! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
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    Santa gets a glass of sherry and a mine pie in my part of the world.
  • amrmatt
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    Lol. This was a great laugh. I guess if I eat 3 know one has to know. lol
  • cms721
    cms721 Posts: 179 Member
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    Santa just got 20 free dollars to Hu-Hot.
  • jazzii98
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    I keep telling people this...Holiday food has no calories. It's part of the magic of special days. This goes for birthday cake, too, by the way. Yep.
    this :D