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Ask the Wolf....Solving Your Problems...or Making them Worse

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
edited January 7 in Chit-Chat
Got a problem? Need Advice? Come to the Wolf for some howling good answers.
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  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    How do I get the thigh gap?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    How do I get the thigh gap?

    my default answer is EDITED BY GOOD SENSE AS I DONT WANT TO BE BANNED AGAIN and then you should eat a cold cucumber each night after your workout.
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    How do I deal with as*holes on my FL?
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Dear Wolfy,

    What has been your most recent experiences with IcyHot? I was thinking about trying some.

    Sincerely,
    Amanda
  • palmerig88
    palmerig88 Posts: 623 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    When should I expect my left arm will catch up with my right? (For example, during bicep curls)
  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
    Dear Wolf.. what should I wear on a first date tomorrow night?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Have you been banished all this time? :laugh: So I guess you got coal?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How do I deal with as*holes on my FL?

    Like a moth to a flame, you enjoy the witty retorts, however you should continue to support them on their "journey of weight loss" so they "dont fall off the wagon" and help them "spot reduce".
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolfy,

    What has been your most recent experiences with IcyHot? I was thinking about trying some.

    Sincerely,
    Amanda

    well played Amanda, well played. Let's just say the tingling feeling is something I will remember fondly.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    When should I expect my left arm will catch up with my right? (For example, during bicep curls)

    Protip: Use a heavier dumbbell on your left arm. Also, start wiping with left hand.
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    I'm going to have to insist on seeing your qualifications. The tinfoil hat you're wearing in your picture just doesn't cut it.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf.. what should I wear on a first date tomorrow night?

    Glitter, lots of glitter....and a sweater with pictures of cats sewn in.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm going to have to insist on seeing your qualifications. The tinfoil hat you're wearing in your picture just doesn't cut it.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    The hat connects to the VLA in New Mexico.
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    Don't have time to read but will check later
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Don't have time to read but will check later

    But Maria it already looks like you're checking
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    Don't have time to read but will check later

    But Maria it already looks like you're checking

    If you had a thigh gap, you would check too
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Don't have time to read but will check later

    But Maria it already looks like you're checking

    If you had a thigh gap, you would check too

    zēlos?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Asked in PM by someon1 NOT on my FL (asked to be anonymous):

    Why would my husband not be interested in me anymore?

    One of all fo the following;
    A-He doesnt think you're attractive
    B- He is gay
    C- He is cheating
    D- A and B
    E- A, B and C.
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    Wolf, this thread is hilarious, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolf, this thread is hilarious, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)

    If you would just PM me the last 4 digits of your social, your Visa # with 3 digit security code and if you are willing to answer my "security" questions you two can receive

    HOWLLLLLLS - The Lone Wolf Weekly
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    I am having difficulty reconciling the entropy generated by my flux-inducer with massive power requirements of my multiplex omni-denominator. Now before you go saying I should simply reverse the polarity of the ion flow I am not a moron I have already tried that. The resulting feedback loop it created caused a build up of tachyon particles that I had to purge with a molecular sieve. Any help you can provide would be appreciated.

    Sincerely,
    Joe.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    I am having difficulty reconciling the entropy generated by my flux-inducer with massive power requirements of my multiplex omni-denominator. Now before you go saying I should simply reverse the polarity of the ion flow I am not a moron I have already tried that. The resulting feedback loop it created caused a build up of tachyon particles that I had to purge with a molecular sieve. Any help you can provide would be appreciated.

    Sincerely,
    Joe.

    I dont thnk you should go any further as you could cause a blip in the time-space continuum. HOwever, if I cannot dissuade you, I would double check your use of plutonium.
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    Wolf, this thread is hilarious, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)

    If you would just PM me the last 4 digits of your social, your Visa # with 3 digit security code and if you are willing to answer my "security" questions you two can receive

    HOWLLLLLLS - The Lone Wolf Weekly

    ...generating those numbers for you right away.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I like big butts and I can not lie.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolf, this thread is hilarious, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)

    If you would just PM me the last 4 digits of your social, your Visa # with 3 digit security code and if you are willing to answer my "security" questions you two can receive

    HOWLLLLLLS - The Lone Wolf Weekly

    ...generating those numbers for you right away.

    Very Good. If you sign up in the next 30 minutes you get a key chain.
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
    Wolf, this thread is hilarious, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)

    If you would just PM me the last 4 digits of your social, your Visa # with 3 digit security code and if you are willing to answer my "security" questions you two can receive

    HOWLLLLLLS - The Lone Wolf Weekly


    cant stop laughing....doing it as i type :-D
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolf, this thread is hilarious, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)

    If you would just PM me the last 4 digits of your social, your Visa # with 3 digit security code and if you are willing to answer my "security" questions you two can receive

    HOWLLLLLLS - The Lone Wolf Weekly


    cant stop laughing....doing it as i type :-D

    sadly, I am now out of key chains, but I do have a the official LoneWolf Leather "bracelets" if you order now.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I think I love you. How can I know for sure?

    Sincerely,
    :flowerforyou:

    P.S. Where's my key chain?
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Dear Wolf, I eat 500 calories a day and do 5000 crunches. Why can't I spot reduce my thigh gap?
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
    oh i forgot to ask a question....

    so people tend to mistake my race/ethnicity, what can i possibly do to fix this and dont get stuck looking like a donkey when somone asks me something in a language i don't understand?

    anxiously waiting,
    AVLAMA
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