Ask the Wolf....Solving Your Problems...or Making them Worse

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  • witchyme
    witchyme Posts: 97 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I like big butts and I can not lie.
    hahahahaha now its stucked in my head,,,lol
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I have heard it's rude to talk with my mouth full but how am I supposed to answer when RADIO EDIT and then he's all RADIO EDIT and I'm trying so hard not to RADIO EDIT that I gag?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I think I love you. How can I know for sure?

    Sincerely,
    :flowerforyou:

    P.S. Where's my key chain?

    I will need to see a detailed financial statement. If you are capable of supporting me financially, then you love me.

    Also, im out of key chains and leather bracelets. I only have #2 pencils left.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf, I eat 500 calories a day and do 5000 crunches. Why can't I spot reduce my thigh gap?

    According to MFP you will be there in 5 weeks.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I have heard it's rude to talk with my mouth full but how am I supposed to answer when RADIO EDIT and then he's all RADIO EDIT and I'm trying so hard not to RADIO EDIT that I gag?

    Thats why God invented sign language.
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    dear wolf, why do some men feel the need to lie to women in an attempt to get in their pants?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    oh i forgot to ask a question....

    so people tend to mistake my race/ethnicity, what can i possibly do to fix this and dont get stuck looking like a donkey when somone asks me something in a language i don't understand?

    anxiously waiting,
    AVLAMA

    Anxiously Answering....

    Just start wearing a name tag that says " I am NOT an eskimo"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    dear wolf, why do some men feel the need to lie to women in an attempt to get in their pants?

    men lie cuz it works.
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
    oh i forgot to ask a question....

    so people tend to mistake my race/ethnicity, what can i possibly do to fix this and dont get stuck looking like a donkey when somone asks me something in a language i don't understand?

    anxiously waiting,
    AVLAMA

    Anxiously Answering....

    Just start wearing a name tag that says " I am NOT an eskimo"

    what if i am an eskimo? what should the name tag say then?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    oh i forgot to ask a question....

    so people tend to mistake my race/ethnicity, what can i possibly do to fix this and dont get stuck looking like a donkey when somone asks me something in a language i don't understand?

    anxiously waiting,
    AVLAMA

    Anxiously Answering....

    Just start wearing a name tag that says " I am NOT an eskimo"

    what if i am an eskimo? what should the name tag say then?

    "I AM and Eskimo and NO you cannot come into my igloo"
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    Dear Wolf,
    Why do you look like someone that I used to know?
    TJ
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I like big butts and I can not lie.

    Thw wider the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I like big butts and I can not lie.

    Thw wider the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

    But what if she's got the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf,
    Why do you look like someone that I used to know?
    TJ

    Look, like for real, I had to get to work very early that morning and then I changed phone numbers. How have you been?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I might be a redneck. How do I cure this?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I like big butts and I can not lie.

    Thw wider the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

    But what if she's got the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?

    A bada bing ding aling can solve that.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I might be a redneck. How do I cure this?

    What do you mean "might"?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Dear Wolf: How do I get a thigh gap?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I might be a redneck. How do I cure this?

    What do you mean "might"?

    :angry:
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
    oh i forgot to ask a question....

    so people tend to mistake my race/ethnicity, what can i possibly do to fix this and dont get stuck looking like a donkey when somone asks me something in a language i don't understand?

    anxiously waiting,
    AVLAMA

    Anxiously Answering....

    Just start wearing a name tag that says " I am NOT an eskimo"

    what if i am an eskimo? what should the name tag say then?

    "I AM and Eskimo and NO you cannot come into my igloo"

    thanks wolf, you're a life saver.....getting that name tag done today. because you're right, no one can go into my igloo :-D
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf: How do I get a thigh gap?

    You listen to Dio's greatest hits non-stop for 2 days.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    oh i forgot to ask a question....

    so people tend to mistake my race/ethnicity, what can i possibly do to fix this and dont get stuck looking like a donkey when somone asks me something in a language i don't understand?

    anxiously waiting,
    AVLAMA

    Anxiously Answering....

    Just start wearing a name tag that says " I am NOT an eskimo"

    what if i am an eskimo? what should the name tag say then?

    "I AM and Eskimo and NO you cannot come into my igloo"

    thanks wolf, you're a life saver.....getting that name tag done today. because you're right, no one can go into my igloo :-D

    NOt without being invited im sure.
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    Dear Wolf,
    Why do you look like someone that I used to know?
    TJ

    Look, like for real, I had to get to work very early that morning and then I changed phone numbers. How have you been?

    Gravid. Thank you for your contribution.
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
    How do I deal with as*holes on my FL?

    Like a moth to a flame, you enjoy the witty retorts, however you should continue to support them on their "journey of weight loss" so they "dont fall off the wagon" and help them "spot reduce".

    Are we trying to help them "spot reduce" that specific area?
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    why?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    Would you date, hang out with or have a one night stand with me?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    why?

    why not?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    Would you date, hang out with or have a one night stand with me?

    I do have a big butt....however I digress.

    We would hangout, then it would turn into a date, then a one night stand, than me apoligizing after 5 minutes and then me sneaking out at 4am.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    why?

    why not?

    that explained so much!

    Thanks Wolf!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    What's your stack like?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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