Three Word Story

Classic chaintopic in many forums, I searched a few pages and didn't see one so here it is.

Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. It is a common favorite of forum gamers, since it is easy to explain and play in a linear, structured fashion.

Only a couple rules to follow:
Copy and paste all previous text of the story in your post so it's easier to read
Wait until three more posts until you try to repost again.
Follow forum rules, specifically nothing obscene or crude.

So every person must type 3 words that connect to the last post and so on. Simple, eh?
So, I start:

One day a