I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • MsDover
    MsDover Posts: 395 Member
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    A sperm whale's brain and a rack of baby back ribs! (and I'm mightily glad I'm NOT a female elephant!) :laugh:
  • TLL09
    TLL09 Posts: 149 Member
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    Love this!
  • itsdonna35
    itsdonna35 Posts: 59
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    This is a great post. When I read the title I thought the OP got a divorce.
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
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    I love this thread, thanks to whoever brought it back!

    I have now lost the world's largest ball of tape, a chihuahua, and a guinea pig. I hope the poor chihuahua and guinea pig aren't trapped inside all that tape!

    Final goal is (ironically, since I'm low carb) pounds of red meat an American eats in a year.

    But I'm sorely tempted to lose the super model. Except then I'd have to gain some back, and that would just be silly. But funny.

    Oops, make that two guinea pigs! And since we used to have horses, I know what a two month old horse looks like. I still boggle at the fact that before I'm done I'll have lost the equivalent of one. I can't believe I ever carried that much extra around!
  • strengthiskey2123
    strengthiskey2123 Posts: 2
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    Great job! I've lost a gold brick.
  • midnite81
    midnite81 Posts: 162 Member
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    I've lost a newborn calf :)
  • bluelena
    bluelena Posts: 304 Member
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    This is a great post. When I read the title I thought the OP got a divorce.

    AHAHAHA! Me too!
  • Themuseinme
    Themuseinme Posts: 224 Member
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    Funny list- I've lost a 2yr old child-ha
  • Themuseinme
    Themuseinme Posts: 224 Member
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    Funny list- I've lost a 2yr old child-ha
  • kiters
    kiters Posts: 60 Member
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    I lost a sperm Whale's brain but gained back a chihuahua *sad face* but I'm getting back on track!
  • pookaroo78
    pookaroo78 Posts: 65 Member
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    Bump
  • carmieg3
    carmieg3 Posts: 36
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    HILARIOUS!! I 've lost (so far) a A sperm whales brain!! Seems like a lot when put like that
  • cupcakes8kr
    cupcakes8kr Posts: 97 Member
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    awesome congrats
  • stacibuk
    stacibuk Posts: 276 Member
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    Lol! I don't know what I was expecting but nice job!
  • almostgoodbye99
    almostgoodbye99 Posts: 60 Member
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    WOO HOO...a car tire and some baby back ribs for me!! :)
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    Since 2008 I have lost 60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!) :noway:
  • zena92
    zena92 Posts: 128 Member
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    bump!
  • slowly_changing12
    slowly_changing12 Posts: 192 Member
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    wow!!!!!! you look amazing!!!!!!!!! keep it up!!!!!
  • NCchar130
    NCchar130 Posts: 955 Member
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    ostrich egg + a cinder block!
  • Denlom
    Denlom Posts: 17 Member
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    Thi is great. Ive lost a midsized microwave and a human brain.

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