I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

EatClenTrenHard

stines72

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
actually i've only lost 22 lb and didnt see that on the list
so technically ive lost a car tire and a rack of ribs

RichNice

I've lost the complete Oxford English dictionary.

Verity1111

I lost a sperm whale’s brain and the average human brain, so it is a good thing I have brains to spare! lol

iwish123

bump

reneecgc

I guess I lost a penis too....

missytrishy

I've lost a bald eagle and a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts !

yarwy

Bump:flowerforyou:

AliciaStinger

I lost a leg and a brain. So I'm a one-legged zombie.

LOL!! I just wrote to my parents with a link to this thread, but I didn't explain what was on here. I told them that I've lost a two year old, and I'd like to lose a leg or an elephant's heart. Actually, I gained some, so probably a bale of hay, but that doesn't sound as funny.

Congrats to everyone on your losses!

Verity1111

P.S. I eat a lot more than 23lbs of pizza per year lol just one frozen one is like a lb? I'd say I eat about 50lbs per year.

meg1hirschi

bump for future reference lol

ClementineGeorg

11 pounds = an average housecat

But my cat is smaller...

YoshiZelda

I've lost a elephants heart and a chihuahua. Sweeeet !

joycehostetler

:noway: I have lost a small bale of hay and a rack of baby back ribs. :noway:

drusilla126

Got it from another thread I read months ago when all I had lost was the first item. Meant to come back and revisit it for a while and it happened to be the day I found out I lost the elephant's tallywhacker lol

ladymiseryali

I lost a human brain.....not my own of course!

MyM0wM0w

A baby horse and a human head....

SWEET!

kenazfehu

I thought this was going to be ........ disturbing.

mercymarque

This is great... Nice job losing 60 pounds, keep it up.

Thu 10/25/12 02:25 PMSo I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost? Below is what I have lost, so far. Can't wait to lose another 10 or 20 pounds.

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an car tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old

shrinking_me

LMAO!!!

I've lost an average 2 yr old and a guinea pig!!!!

crazyellybean

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

baptiste565

thought this was a thread from lorena bobbits x husband. talking about since he no longer has sex he has time now to explore his soul.

crazybookworm

Great job!

And I am between 120-130 which equals: Amount of 1 months worth of rubbish you throw away and a newborn Giraffe!

kf4vkp

A human head! I've lost my head!

treatingmybodyright

This is probably the best post I've ever read! You should seriously win a prize for your cleverness! You have made AMAZING progress. Awesome job!

KMissyD

I was scared to open this up. But the nosey me did it any way. KML

I've lost a car tire!!!

Congrats everyone

angelamary61

I've lost a house cat and yet as I write this I can see him sitting on a deck chair on the deck........
That puts it into perspective for me, well done me.

jennyrebekka

Hmmm I've lost a average size woman and a rack of ribs. I'd sure like those ribs back.

lmao

anarjackson

I've lost 10 dozen large eggs. hahaha!

bet3120

i have a lost a Chichiguagua , poor thing.......