I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • dutchman24
    dutchman24 Posts: 108 Member
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    I've lost the microwave...so far.
  • Hollie_downunder
    Hollie_downunder Posts: 192
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    Awesome!!

    i have also lost the microwave.... NEXT To lose a human leg! ;P
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    I lost a bald eagle
  • ingalynn
    ingalynn Posts: 136 Member
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    My name is Eileen, and I get the dumb old joke all the time: What do you call a one legged girl? "Eileen" (I lean) :huh:

    Well, as of today I have lost an average human leg! hahaha! So that joke is a little funnier to me today. :tongue:
  • lundii
    lundii Posts: 151 Member
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    I lost the elephant's penis too.
    And my goal is losing the Irish Setter... so just the chemical-additives-an-American-consumes-each-year to go...

    lol, great thread. :laugh:
  • sprocket1978
    sprocket1978 Posts: 51 Member
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    bump
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    I've lost a two-year-old.

    Don't tell Social Services, please (I'm heading for The Cheese so it will all be okay then)

    Where did you get this stuff?

    Go on, do tell,what was your Google query?
  • alijane9
    alijane9 Posts: 67 Member
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    Oh endless fun - thanks for this :laugh: My combinations are a bit endless as I'm 'between organisms'...

    Not sure if I prefer bald headed eagle and 2 guinea pigs OR 4 brains and a rack of ribs OR a human head and four dozen Krispy Kremes...

    Whichever way, I'll never look at the scales in the same way again :happy:
  • chocolateluvr80
    chocolateluvr80 Posts: 64 Member
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    *bump*
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 756 Member
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    I remember when I couldn't wait to lose a penis.. now I'm 80 pounds down = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape :drinker:
  • JoanneStone
    JoanneStone Posts: 135 Member
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    I've lost an average 2 yr old and a human brain! That explains SO much!
  • polingrobin
    polingrobin Posts: 5
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    This is a funny way to put weight loss on perspective. I like it.
  • phoenixgirl81
    phoenixgirl81 Posts: 309 Member
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    I've lost a Guinea Pig riding on the back of an Irish Setter (71lbs - 32 kg)!!! This is such a cool way to look at it. I know I've lost more than 1.5 bags of horse feed. I struggle carrying one of those bags...
  • jgeathers
    jgeathers Posts: 12 Member
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    This is hilarious but also really inspiring! Congrats on your success!

    P.S. I've lost a Chihuahua!
  • sallydurkin
    sallydurkin Posts: 211 Member
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    LOVE this post..... of course you have to read..... I thought you lost a boyfriend.... Bahahaha.... I've lost a 5000BTU air conditioner and a guina pig trust me I don't want to "find" either of them ever again!!!!!!
    Great list I need to save this.... I think this will be a status update or two for the next few months. Some of these should be offensive to some of my prim and proper friends!
  • MrsNina1972
    MrsNina1972 Posts: 105 Member
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    LMAO!!! So all together I've lost an elephant's heart.
  • FeebRyan
    FeebRyan Posts: 738 Member
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    I love this thread.
  • Reedikulus
    Reedikulus Posts: 19
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    Red meat an average American eats in a yr! Holy fatman that's a lot! LOL
  • opsniht
    opsniht Posts: 48 Member
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    A car tire (':
  • sprtz
    sprtz Posts: 15 Member
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    I've lost between amt. of cheese an American eats in a yr. and a cider block. These are two funny.

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