I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

LittleMissDover

I've lost my 2 year old

Crazy_Diet_Mom

Great list :laugh: Thank you.

I'm down a sperm whale's brain in 6 weeks, well on my way to a goal of a 2 month old horse.

keb72

After the day I have had today, that was the best thing I could have read, EVER. Thank you evryone for giving me a reason to laugh, smile and feel much better :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:

BTW I lost my brain somewhere today :laugh:

misstilley12

Love this post! haha x

Arkani7

bump

lost a whale brain so far, yeah

nikidaley

I've lost the equivalent of an elephants knob so far. Working hard on losing the other 3/4's of his whalehood

tubbyelmo

A bald eagle plus a rack of baby back ribs, haha, not as impressive as an elephant's bits but I'm a work in progress :laugh:

69Greer

OK...loving this thread...I lost a cinder block. No wonder my knees were hurting when I started all this.

needsenergy

a tyre woohoo!!

lmao not what I was expecting from the title but thanks for the laugh!

divalivious

lmao love it!
I am between sperm whales brain and a spare tire! next time someone asks me what i have lost i now know what to tell them thought not sure they will like the answer

dutchman24

I've lost the microwave...so far.

Hollie_downunder

Awesome!!

i have also lost the microwave.... NEXT To lose a human leg! ;P

47Jacqueline

I lost a bald eagle

ingalynn

My name is Eileen, and I get the dumb old joke all the time: What do you call a one legged girl? "Eileen" (I lean) :huh:

Well, as of today I have lost an average human leg! hahaha! So that joke is a little funnier to me today.

lundii

I lost the elephant's penis too.
And my goal is losing the Irish Setter... so just the chemical-additives-an-American-consumes-each-year to go...

lol, great thread. :laugh:

sprocket1978

bump

hughtwalker

I've lost a two-year-old.

Don't tell Social Services, please (I'm heading for The Cheese so it will all be okay then)

Where did you get this stuff?

Go on, do tell,what was your Google query?

alijane9

Oh endless fun - thanks for this :laugh: My combinations are a bit endless as I'm 'between organisms'...

Not sure if I prefer bald headed eagle and 2 guinea pigs OR 4 brains and a rack of ribs OR a human head and four dozen Krispy Kremes...

Whichever way, I'll never look at the scales in the same way again :happy:

chocolateluvr80

*bump*

Emancipated_Tai

I remember when I couldn't wait to lose a penis.. now I'm 80 pounds down = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape :drinker:

JoanneStone

I've lost an average 2 yr old and a human brain! That explains SO much!

polingrobin

This is a funny way to put weight loss on perspective. I like it.

phoenixgirl81

I've lost a Guinea Pig riding on the back of an Irish Setter (71lbs - 32 kg)!!! This is such a cool way to look at it. I know I've lost more than 1.5 bags of horse feed. I struggle carrying one of those bags...

jgeathers

This is hilarious but also really inspiring! Congrats on your success!

P.S. I've lost a Chihuahua!

sallydurkin

LOVE this post..... of course you have to read..... I thought you lost a boyfriend.... Bahahaha.... I've lost a 5000BTU air conditioner and a guina pig trust me I don't want to "find" either of them ever again!!!!!!
Great list I need to save this.... I think this will be a status update or two for the next few months. Some of these should be offensive to some of my prim and proper friends!

MrsNina1972

LMAO!!! So all together I've lost an elephant's heart.

FeebRyan

I love this thread.

Reedikulus

Red meat an average American eats in a yr! Holy fatman that's a lot! LOL

opsniht

A car tire (':

sprtz

I've lost between amt. of cheese an American eats in a yr. and a cider block. These are two funny.