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I've lost a penis but gained so much more!
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a pound shy of a car tire!0
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I've lost a sperm whale's brain!!0
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20 pounds = an car tire
So I guess I can use the term literally "Gotta lose the spare tire"
Well, I have.0 -
Whose poor job was it to weigh the elephant penis? And not just one, but several, to get an average?!
No ****in' around!
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A car tire! That's insane!0
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Whose poor job was it to weigh the elephant penis? And not just one, but several, to get an average?!
No (nickname for Richard)in' around!
edited since it was "censored" sheesh!0 -
I've lost a newborn calf and an ostrich egg!
Hubby has lost a two-month old horse and a chihuahua! We've lost quite a few animals!!0 -
I lost an average two-year-old!0
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I'm half way to an elephant penis. Awesome!0
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A cinder block.0
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I've lost an ostrich egg
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I've lost an average human leg and an average human brain!0
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I have lost an (an average lineman divided by an average human heart) minus (an elephant's penus + a human's skin).0
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Awesome! Ive almost lost a car tire
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Love the title.
I've lost an average infant. I'm hoping when I weigh in tomorrow that I will have lost at least a human head.
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Yay! I've lost a car tire! Go me!0
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I've lost 18 guinea pigs and a tray of krispy kreme donuts. How careless! Now where did I put those donuts.....?0
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awesome post! 0
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I thought you meant you lost your male companion. It would be worth it........be fat and atttached or thin and free......I know which one I would choose!!! lol0
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hahaha where'd I put that bald eagle ?
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Funny!!!0
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chemical additives an American consumes each year
can safely say this is the first time iv ever been glad not to of lost a bit more... i dont want to loose my cat!! lol x0 -
Haha this is cool lol when I lost 46lbs a few years ago I went bowling with my friend. I made my friend hold 3 12lbs bowling balls to show her how much i'd lost she nearly dropped them lol.0
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Mid-size microwave, but I want a full size one lol0
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By the title, I thought you had gotten a divorce. LOL
Way to go on weight lose.0 -
I've lost an average housecat, but looking to lose a mid-size microwave!0
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Really Interesting ! I've lost a Car tyre weight....that just sinks in better. Thanks for the post.0
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I've lost a cat... Lol. Most certainly not one of mine! There so fat its not funny.0
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Fun fact: If your 5'11 and only weight 117 pounds, your underweight by two complete points.
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lmao love this!
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape0
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