I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • brideson85
    brideson85 Posts: 31
    a pound shy of a car tire!
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain!!
  • sazroy
    sazroy Posts: 262 Member
    20 pounds = an car tire

    So I guess I can use the term literally "Gotta lose the spare tire"

    Well, I have.
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 376 Member
    Whose poor job was it to weigh the elephant penis? And not just one, but several, to get an average?!
    No ****in' around!

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  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    A car tire! That's insane!
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 376 Member
    Whose poor job was it to weigh the elephant penis? And not just one, but several, to get an average?!
    No (nickname for Richard)in' around!

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    edited since it was "censored" sheesh!
  • kstrunk1
    kstrunk1 Posts: 462 Member
    I've lost a newborn calf and an ostrich egg! :)

    Hubby has lost a two-month old horse and a chihuahua! We've lost quite a few animals!!
  • Studiousone75
    Studiousone75 Posts: 23 Member
    I lost an average two-year-old!
  • Sweetfi
    Sweetfi Posts: 59 Member
    I'm half way to an elephant penis. Awesome!
  • surfmonkey17
    surfmonkey17 Posts: 29 Member
    A cinder block.
  • Josalinn
    Josalinn Posts: 1,066 Member
    I've lost an ostrich egg =)
  • annwyatt69
    annwyatt69 Posts: 727 Member
    I've lost an average human leg and an average human brain!
  • larryc0923
    larryc0923 Posts: 557 Member
    I have lost an (an average lineman divided by an average human heart) minus (an elephant's penus + a human's skin).
  • RychelleD
    RychelleD Posts: 103 Member
    Awesome! Ive almost lost a car tire :o
  • TashiaMH
    TashiaMH Posts: 70 Member
    Love the title.

    I've lost an average infant. I'm hoping when I weigh in tomorrow that I will have lost at least a human head. :D
  • MandaJean83
    MandaJean83 Posts: 675 Member
    Yay! I've lost a car tire! Go me!
  • smudgeroo
    smudgeroo Posts: 45
    I've lost 18 guinea pigs and a tray of krispy kreme donuts. How careless! Now where did I put those donuts.....?
  • uptheirons78
    uptheirons78 Posts: 8
    awesome post! :D
  • kymcgill
    kymcgill Posts: 13
    I thought you meant you lost your male companion. It would be worth it........be fat and atttached or thin and free......I know which one I would choose!!! lol
  • c2111
    c2111 Posts: 693 Member
    hahaha where'd I put that bald eagle ?

    great post :):laugh:
  • kymcgill
    kymcgill Posts: 13
    Funny!!!
  • pixtotts
    pixtotts Posts: 552 Member
    chemical additives an American consumes each year
    can safely say this is the first time iv ever been glad not to of lost a bit more... i dont want to loose my cat!! lol x
  • k2charmed4u
    k2charmed4u Posts: 282
    Haha this is cool lol when I lost 46lbs a few years ago I went bowling with my friend. I made my friend hold 3 12lbs bowling balls to show her how much i'd lost she nearly dropped them lol.
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    Mid-size microwave, but I want a full size one lol
  • C00lCountry
    C00lCountry Posts: 282
    By the title, I thought you had gotten a divorce. LOL
    Way to go on weight lose.
  • oosaah
    oosaah Posts: 53 Member
    I've lost an average housecat, but looking to lose a mid-size microwave!
  • uucee
    uucee Posts: 3 Member
    Really Interesting ! I've lost a Car tyre weight....that just sinks in better. Thanks for the post.
  • xxcandywrathxx
    xxcandywrathxx Posts: 200 Member
    I've lost a cat... Lol. Most certainly not one of mine! There so fat its not funny.
  • xxcandywrathxx
    xxcandywrathxx Posts: 200 Member
    Fun fact: If your 5'11 and only weight 117 pounds, your underweight by two complete points.

    And models are supposed to be ''healthy''
  • Chrissie_R
    Chrissie_R Posts: 224 Member
    lmao love this!

    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape

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