I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • brideson85
    brideson85 Posts: 31
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    a pound shy of a car tire!
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    I've lost a sperm whale's brain!!
  • sazroy
    sazroy Posts: 262 Member
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    20 pounds = an car tire

    So I guess I can use the term literally "Gotta lose the spare tire"

    Well, I have.
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 378 Member
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    Whose poor job was it to weigh the elephant penis? And not just one, but several, to get an average?!
    No ****in' around!

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  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    A car tire! That's insane!
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 378 Member
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    Whose poor job was it to weigh the elephant penis? And not just one, but several, to get an average?!
    No (nickname for Richard)in' around!

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    edited since it was "censored" sheesh!
  • kstrunk1
    kstrunk1 Posts: 462 Member
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    I've lost a newborn calf and an ostrich egg! :)

    Hubby has lost a two-month old horse and a chihuahua! We've lost quite a few animals!!
  • Studiousone75
    Studiousone75 Posts: 23 Member
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    I lost an average two-year-old!
  • Sweetfi
    Sweetfi Posts: 59 Member
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    I'm half way to an elephant penis. Awesome!
  • surfmonkey17
    surfmonkey17 Posts: 29 Member
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    A cinder block.
  • Josalinn
    Josalinn Posts: 1,066 Member
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    I've lost an ostrich egg =)
  • annwyatt69
    annwyatt69 Posts: 727 Member
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    I've lost an average human leg and an average human brain!
  • larryc0923
    larryc0923 Posts: 557 Member
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    I have lost an (an average lineman divided by an average human heart) minus (an elephant's penus + a human's skin).
  • RychelleD
    RychelleD Posts: 103 Member
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    Awesome! Ive almost lost a car tire :o
  • TashiaMH
    TashiaMH Posts: 70 Member
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    Love the title.

    I've lost an average infant. I'm hoping when I weigh in tomorrow that I will have lost at least a human head. :D
  • MandaJean83
    MandaJean83 Posts: 677 Member
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    Yay! I've lost a car tire! Go me!
  • smudgeroo
    smudgeroo Posts: 45
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    I've lost 18 guinea pigs and a tray of krispy kreme donuts. How careless! Now where did I put those donuts.....?
  • uptheirons78
    uptheirons78 Posts: 8
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    awesome post! :D
  • kymcgill
    kymcgill Posts: 13
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    I thought you meant you lost your male companion. It would be worth it........be fat and atttached or thin and free......I know which one I would choose!!! lol
  • c2111
    c2111 Posts: 693 Member
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    hahaha where'd I put that bald eagle ?

    great post :):laugh:

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