I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • kaseysospacey
    kaseysospacey Posts: 499 Member
    A small bale of hay
    woo
  • drusilla126
    drusilla126 Posts: 478 Member
    Well that too but yeah lol
  • kimpossible471
    kimpossible471 Posts: 268 Member
    Added a little math to this - I've lost 400 krispy creme donuts!!
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    why is it that we have 'maths' whilst Americans just have the one?
  • Ladyiianae
    Ladyiianae Posts: 271 Member
    an Irish Setter plus one Guinea Pig
  • allison_ortiz
    allison_ortiz Posts: 75 Member
    So I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an car tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary :laugh:
  • EricaRuns27
    EricaRuns27 Posts: 61 Member
    I've lost a car tire here!

    Great Way to put weight loss into perspective!
  • ambate2
    ambate2 Posts: 61
    I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water and a dozen krispy kreme donuts!
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    TWO car tires and a chihuahua. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    WOW!! Now THAT is something I can visualize.
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I sooo expected this to be an announcement that someone had kicked their deadbeat S.O. to the curb. LOL
  • MrsRadder
    MrsRadder Posts: 207 Member
    BUMP
  • hrshygrl00
    hrshygrl00 Posts: 66 Member
    I've lost just over a human head.:happy:
  • KeepingUpWithKiki
    KeepingUpWithKiki Posts: 27 Member
    lol.. bump
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    So far, I've lost the equivalent of a bale of hay. My next goal is to have lost a 2 month old horse, and my final goal is to have lost somewhere between the complete Oxford English Dictionary and an average adult man.
  • bravis113
    bravis113 Posts: 33 Member
    I've lost the weight of pizza an average American eats in a year. Made me laugh today thanks! :tongue:
  • blackmantis
    blackmantis Posts: 165 Member
    Pretty cool an elephant’s heart for me!
  • I've lost a bald eagle, can't wait to see what else I can lose.
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
    I've lost an elephant penis and a guinea pig.

    Aiming for the worlds largest ball of tape.
  • swonn
    swonn Posts: 323 Member
    Average weight of a two year old, yay! :happy:
  • fletchleg
    fletchleg Posts: 116 Member
    HA! I've lost an average sperm whales brain. Lovely!
  • cecyvaquero
    cecyvaquero Posts: 154 Member
    I lost 10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year. What is that? Can't i lose something else?

    hahaha

    Great post
  • divediva2
    divediva2 Posts: 297 Member
    amazeballs!
  • lorettaasmith
    lorettaasmith Posts: 418 Member
    Love it! I've lost a cinder block!!
  • karibj2010
    karibj2010 Posts: 264 Member
    As of today, I've lost a car tire :smile: (I have this list posted on my fridge, it's fun to look at)
  • Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

    Very nice loss though!

    EXACTLY!!! Was completely caught off guard by the subject/title, but my curiosity got the best of me!!
    Congrats on the weight loss!!
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
    LOVE IT --- I have lost a human's head. I am also putting it on my fridge.:laugh:
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    LMAO I love the title!

    I've lost the equivalent of a human brain AND the amount of red meat the average person eats each year!
  • AUPerry
    AUPerry Posts: 166
    bump
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    i've lost a car tire...... what size tire we talking about here? i've never lifted a tire that felt as heavy as 20 pounds lol... is it low profile or snow tires?
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Whoop, car tyre :bigsmile: Saw the title and HAD to investigate, lol :laugh:
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