I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

Melaniec78

Gross but love it. Ive lost an average persons leg. Yay!!!

skankamaggot

I lost a 5000 BTU air conditioner

Rodamort

Small bale of hay and an average human brain.

3 pounds = an average human brain
50 pounds = a small bale of hay

pitbullmama

bump

pyrowill

I wish my penis weighed more than my heart. Or do I.

TheFinalThird

Yay! I've lost an elephant's penis, on the nose. Perhaps I should rephrase....

ObtainingBalance

I've lost ten dozen large eggs...

mountain59

The amount of cheese the average American eats in a year.... and this is THE absolute best post ever!! Such a tease with the title.. lol

Tricep_A_Tops

I lost the worlds biggest ball of tape and an average human brain. But I am soo glad that I didnt lose a penis! :bigsmile:

bzmom

bump

LSeales

I was thinking more along the lines that your ex boyfriend was an A hole or something. Way to go, either way.

giggitygoo

I've lost a 2 year old child and their Guinea pig! Whoa.

APBTChampion

A newborn calf and an ostrich egg... Bwahahaha, that's better than measuring in dog food bags!

EvgeniZyntx

I've lost my mind. And a sh!tload of cheese.

smallpinkdress

lol, not going to lie.. i clicked to find out how you lost your penis
but this is pretty cool! thanks for sharing!

ElleBee615

The title of this post is everything!!!

bella_babe_86

Ive lost a cinder block! I can barely lift one, its amazing that I was walking around with one for so long!!!

edge_dragoncaller

I've lost a Car Tire (my spare?) and a Guinea Pig !

moonlitrose25

I lost a tire and some baby back ribs! hmmm

jheilala63

Elephant's heart and a rack of baby back ribs!

mingecrackers

I've lost the average amount of cheese an American eats in a year LOL

LAS_1980

I've also lost a penis and the average fats and oils that an American eats. ;-)

twistygirl

A Bald Eagle, Love the Topic it is an attention getter, I thought you had a sex change operation lol

cgarand

I've lost a two year old, so...does that mean I'm 43 instead of 45 now? :bigsmile:

loverleigh

Omg. Hilarious and informative!

Graceious1

I have lost a human's skin.

HelenDootson

I have lost an Irish Setter and a Guinia Pig, if any one finds them, KEEP THEM!

annmariedap

I've lost a bald eagle!

shorty35565

elephants penis & average human brain.

teletubbie87

a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg .......... *_*