Why is the person above you single? [Game, no hard feelings]

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  • cdpark617
    cdpark617 Posts: 316 Member
    Because she has 5 Australian Sheppards at home.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Because he looks too much like Carson Daily
  • cdpark617
    cdpark617 Posts: 316 Member
    Because he looks too much like Carson Daily
    lmao...

    because he's too funny and under appreciated.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    he looks kind of like a creeper or serial killer
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    Too sweet for words
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    Guys aren't man enough to handle those knockers.
  • dukanukem
    dukanukem Posts: 23
    Because those knockers aren't going to handle themselves
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    because you look like an action figure :]
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Because you are an adorable geek :smile:
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    Because getting flowers twice a week just isn't enough.
  • thoseblueeyes
    thoseblueeyes Posts: 812 Member
    she intimidates guys with her looks ... they feel they have no chance.
  • Phoenyx78
    Phoenyx78 Posts: 16
    Because all that blond hair and the blue eyes is a dangerous combination!
  • fat2fit1991
    fat2fit1991 Posts: 47
    She is just too much of a woman for any man to handle! =)
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Because she has "beast mode" still set to on. It scares the guys off.
  • Matt_Wilken
    Matt_Wilken Posts: 188
    He is deaf and a mute so he never answers any of their questions creating an awkward atmosphere....
  • RobKarmic
    RobKarmic Posts: 108 Member
    You must be blind you're wearing sunglasses indoors!

    Before anyone attempts to deceifer my reason I'll let you know I've got aspergers so it should be obvious
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    You must be blind you're wearing sunglasses indoors!

    Before anyone attempts to deceifer my reason I'll let you know I've got aspergers so it should be obvious

    Those with aspergers are known to be extremely smart, so, knowing that, I'd say they're intimidated on how smart you are
  • RobKarmic
    RobKarmic Posts: 108 Member
    It's more like they get pissed off when I correct them over things that don't matter or that I can't drop a subject until someone admits they were wrong

    ^such as
  • Matt_Wilken
    Matt_Wilken Posts: 188
    It's more like they get pissed off when I correct them over things that don't matter or that I can't drop a subject until someone admits they were wrong

    ^such as

    You will be a worthy addition to this forum lol....
  • melmonroe
    melmonroe Posts: 111
    LOL! :laugh:
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    It's more like they get pissed off when I correct them over things that don't matter or that I can't drop a subject until someone admits they were wrong

    ^such as

    You will be a worthy addition to this forum lol....

    :drinker:
  • melmonroe
    melmonroe Posts: 111
    No fair -- no one said why I couldn't get a date. LOL!
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    Because she already has two chicks on her hands.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Becuase you are too witty and they are intimidated.
  • oneworkoutatatime
    oneworkoutatatime Posts: 312
    because fools are born everyday and they can't spot a jewel even when it's right in fronft them
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    Because he's a flirt.
  • oneworkoutatatime
    oneworkoutatatime Posts: 312
    (Kanye voice)" because no one man desrves all that power"....
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Because He listens to kanye and Kanya like fishsticks
  • oneworkoutatatime
    oneworkoutatatime Posts: 312
    because he has a white van without windows..
  • RosscoBoscko
    RosscoBoscko Posts: 632 Member
    Cos the workouts come first.

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