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    I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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    • Posts: 14
      I've gained a smile! Thank you. x
    • Posts: 942 Member
      I have suddenly lost my appetite!
    • Posts: 505 Member
      24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

      Better out than in. :))
    • Posts: 207 Member
      This is a COOL post! Apparently I have lost a CINDER BLOCK. :laugh:
    • Posts: 25 Member
      So far I've lost an Irish Setter and I'd like to lose another one!
    • Posts: 288 Member
      So far I've lost a humans head, I'm aiming to lose an Elephant's penis! :laugh:
    • Posts: 207 Member
      Holy crap - one more pound and I've lost an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”). Good riddance - bout time she learned to walk on her own...... :grumble:

      LOL!!! Love it!!!!
    • Posts: 409 Member
      I was about to comment "CONGRATS ON THE SEX CHANGE!" lol
    • Posts: 683
      I have about lost the equivalent of my 3 yr old son. It makes a difference to be able to put it in perspective like that. Or from this list, between a cinder block and a mid-sized microwave. :happy:
    • Posts: 118 Member
      I've lost a gold brick!!! and a pound! Forgot what that is! lol
    • Posts: 32 Member
      I'm down a bald eagle and the guinea pig it ate.
    • Posts: 2,675 Member
      Encyclopedia Brittanica.
    • Posts: 20,279 Member
      I've lost an elephant penis and a Chihuahua!!! Looking to lose a Bald Eagle and a Guinea pig by the middle of March!
    • Posts: 1
      Ha!
    • Posts: 31
      Bump!
    • Posts: 64
      LOL! Bump
    • Posts: 286 Member
      I've lost an average 2 year old child. Anyone seen them?
    • Posts: 131 Member
      Love the perspective! In three years I've lost a small bale of hay! (My ticker is just from my MFP time).
    • Posts: 9 Member
      Nice title - thought it was a thread about divorce. LOL. Just starting out and lost a rack of baby backs. Remind me to stay away from elephants!
    • Posts: 1,158 Member
      One elephant penis gone here. :P:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,321 Member
      I've lost a sperm whale's brain....awesome.
    • Posts: 62
      Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

      Very nice loss though!

      ME TOO! Haha
    • Posts: 54 Member
      Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

      Very nice loss though!
      Me, too.
    • Posts: 35
      Clever girl! Thats an amazing post! Thanks for that! X
    • Posts: 657 Member
      a dozen krispy kremes glazed donuts don't weigh that much hmmm
    • Posts: 66
      I've lost a cinder block and half a Guinea Pig :)
    • Posts: 816 Member
      I have lost a car tire (holy crap) since joining mfp. That is insane. Great post!
    • Posts: 476 Member
      nice post :-)
    • Posts: 201 Member
      Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

      Very nice loss though!

      Haha, so was I. I guess I've lost a cat so far! lol
    • Posts: 203 Member
      I've lost an elephants heart and ironically gained more...penis, because it's not swallowed up by fat anymore. There's a lovely mental image for you boys and girls.
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