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I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • Corinne_S
    Corinne_S Posts: 14
    I've gained a smile! Thank you. x
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    I have suddenly lost my appetite!
  • ClementineGeorg
    ClementineGeorg Posts: 505 Member
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

    Better out than in. :))
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
    This is a COOL post! Apparently I have lost a CINDER BLOCK. :laugh:
  • icandoanything2012
    icandoanything2012 Posts: 25 Member
    So far I've lost an Irish Setter and I'd like to lose another one!
  • xSakura
    xSakura Posts: 288 Member
    So far I've lost a humans head, I'm aiming to lose an Elephant's penis! :laugh:
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
    Holy crap - one more pound and I've lost an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”). Good riddance - bout time she learned to walk on her own...... :grumble:

    LOL!!! Love it!!!!
  • RyanWilson1993
    RyanWilson1993 Posts: 409 Member
    I was about to comment "CONGRATS ON THE SEX CHANGE!" lol
  • KristysLosing
    KristysLosing Posts: 683
    I have about lost the equivalent of my 3 yr old son. It makes a difference to be able to put it in perspective like that. Or from this list, between a cinder block and a mid-sized microwave. :happy:
  • Taryn1627
    Taryn1627 Posts: 118 Member
    I've lost a gold brick!!! and a pound! Forgot what that is! lol
  • seejulesrun
    seejulesrun Posts: 32 Member
    I'm down a bald eagle and the guinea pig it ate.
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    Encyclopedia Brittanica.
  • cpanus
    cpanus Posts: 20,148 Member
    I've lost an elephant penis and a Chihuahua!!! Looking to lose a Bald Eagle and a Guinea pig by the middle of March!
  • lhhzoo
    lhhzoo Posts: 1
    Ha!
  • Sla6adm
    Sla6adm Posts: 31
    Bump!
  • bakerr1975
    bakerr1975 Posts: 64
    LOL! Bump
  • LadyZephyr
    LadyZephyr Posts: 286 Member
    I've lost an average 2 year old child. Anyone seen them?
  • shrinkinginQualicum
    shrinkinginQualicum Posts: 131 Member
    Love the perspective! In three years I've lost a small bale of hay! (My ticker is just from my MFP time).
  • LisaPhi72
    LisaPhi72 Posts: 9 Member
    Nice title - thought it was a thread about divorce. LOL. Just starting out and lost a rack of baby backs. Remind me to stay away from elephants!
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
    One elephant penis gone here. :P:flowerforyou:
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain....awesome.
  • Connie_Cupcake
    Connie_Cupcake Posts: 62
    Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

    Very nice loss though!

    ME TOO! Haha
  • amwoodruff
    amwoodruff Posts: 54 Member
    Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

    Very nice loss though!
    Me, too.
  • Lucy177
    Lucy177 Posts: 35
    Clever girl! Thats an amazing post! Thanks for that! X
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    a dozen krispy kremes glazed donuts don't weigh that much hmmm
  • AnnaSmith27
    AnnaSmith27 Posts: 66
    I've lost a cinder block and half a Guinea Pig :)
  • Nikki31104
    Nikki31104 Posts: 816 Member
    I have lost a car tire (holy crap) since joining mfp. That is insane. Great post!
  • marcelka77
    marcelka77 Posts: 476 Member
    nice post :-)
  • GetHotIn2014
    GetHotIn2014 Posts: 201 Member
    Was expecting a post-op transgender picture.

    Very nice loss though!

    Haha, so was I. I guess I've lost a cat so far! lol
  • Jesmoko
    Jesmoko Posts: 203 Member
    I've lost an elephants heart and ironically gained more...penis, because it's not swallowed up by fat anymore. There's a lovely mental image for you boys and girls.
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