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I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    From my top weight--a lot of cheese. From my MFP setup--a human head (not sure whose).

    Funny Post!
  • mamaminxy
    mamaminxy Posts: 6
    a 2 year old and a rack of ribs, i have to say though, my 18 month old weighs more than "the average 2 year old" lol
  • thinkdavis
    thinkdavis Posts: 12
    Woo -- i've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg.... And I didn't even have to cut my leg off.
  • Parks0613
    Parks0613 Posts: 27 Member
    Awesome post!
  • pspetralia
    pspetralia Posts: 963 Member
    LOL!!! How could you not look at this thread?! I seem to have lost a 2 year old.
  • Sheila_Ann
    Sheila_Ann Posts: 365 Member
    LOL good one! Bumping!
  • Nekoashi
    Nekoashi Posts: 220 Member
    Bump! This post is great! :laugh:
  • Kougra
    Kougra Posts: 358 Member
    LOL! I have lost a 2 month old horse and a guinea pig.
  • Yes2HealthyAriel
    Yes2HealthyAriel Posts: 453 Member
    I have lost an elephant's heart and a newborn baby.
  • AnAmericanGirl2
    AnAmericanGirl2 Posts: 46 Member
    Great post! :laugh:
  • lioness0806
    lioness0806 Posts: 115 Member
    I've lost a sperm whales brain.
    I've seen this post before, but didn't post. It still makes me laugh and is interesting.
  • minionofevil
    minionofevil Posts: 79 Member
    I've lost a bit more than a newborn, but not quite a human head.
  • Katla49
    Katla49 Posts: 10,385 Member
    I love your list! I'm also very impressed with your weight loss. I've only lost an average two year old and a guinea pig. Still, I'm happy with my progress so far.
  • jeanmoreno
    jeanmoreno Posts: 139 Member
    Ive lost a little elephant heart! RIP lol
  • jeanmoreno
    jeanmoreno Posts: 139 Member
    ....and a guinea pig! lol lovin it!
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    I've lost a 2 year old
  • innerbetty
    innerbetty Posts: 59 Member
    Great title. lol. I thought it meant you lost a boyfriend. :brokenheart: This is so much better.
    So far I've lost an average human brain. Hoping to lose more than that.
  • megziejo
    megziejo Posts: 47 Member
    I too have lost an elephant penis and a rack of ribs! Yay us!!!

    Me too! Go us!
  • Charysse83
    Charysse83 Posts: 1
    LOL Funny post, I just started this week, and have already lost a dozen krispy kreme glazed doughnuts. (yum - *sigh*) Congrats on your loss! I will get there this year I know it!
  • dispatchbug
    dispatchbug Posts: 12 Member
    almost to the amount an average American eats in pizza a year. :))
  • nursedonnaj
    nursedonnaj Posts: 57 Member
    I truly thought this was about a divorce/breakup. LOL *bump*

    I've only lost my brain at this point but looking forward to loosing that elephant penis. :laugh:
  • nursedonnaj
    nursedonnaj Posts: 57 Member
    oops - I don't wanna lose a penis - I just wanna lose a cinder block!
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    I'm working on getting closer to the penis, but for today, I have lost a case of paper (50) and an ostrich egg (4).
  • iorahkwano
    iorahkwano Posts: 709 Member
    I lost a human head, and then gained an ostrich egg!
  • smousley
    smousley Posts: 60
    Bump
  • ChelsG77
    ChelsG77 Posts: 35
    Haha I love your posting...Congrats! ....apparntly Ive lost the equivalent of a Bald Eagle!
  • CherylLouise1994
    CherylLouise1994 Posts: 33
    i've lost close to a mid-size microwave :O
  • euthena
    euthena Posts: 31
    i've lost a sperm whale brain and my own brain lol what a fantastic post thank you so much for posting :) xxx
  • BrenWOW
    BrenWOW Posts: 95
    Haha Drusilla- you're a trip. But that was so funny! And interesting...
  • lewcompton
    lewcompton Posts: 881 Member
    One less supermodel... "Supermodel, hmmmmph... nothing super about them... skinny little stick figures with poofy lips... I used to design for gods!" Edna Mode
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