I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • nursedonnaj
    nursedonnaj Posts: 57 Member
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    I truly thought this was about a divorce/breakup. LOL *bump*

    I've only lost my brain at this point but looking forward to loosing that elephant penis. :laugh:
  • nursedonnaj
    nursedonnaj Posts: 57 Member
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    oops - I don't wanna lose a penis - I just wanna lose a cinder block!
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
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    I'm working on getting closer to the penis, but for today, I have lost a case of paper (50) and an ostrich egg (4).
  • iorahkwano
    iorahkwano Posts: 709 Member
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    I lost a human head, and then gained an ostrich egg!
  • smousley
    smousley Posts: 60
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    Bump
  • ChelsG77
    ChelsG77 Posts: 35
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    Haha I love your posting...Congrats! ....apparntly Ive lost the equivalent of a Bald Eagle!
  • CherylLouise1994
    CherylLouise1994 Posts: 33
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    i've lost close to a mid-size microwave :O
  • euthena
    euthena Posts: 31
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    i've lost a sperm whale brain and my own brain lol what a fantastic post thank you so much for posting :) xxx
  • BrenWOW
    BrenWOW Posts: 95
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    Haha Drusilla- you're a trip. But that was so funny! And interesting...
  • lewcompton
    lewcompton Posts: 881 Member
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    One less supermodel... "Supermodel, hmmmmph... nothing super about them... skinny little stick figures with poofy lips... I used to design for gods!" Edna Mode
  • jenfoxjercha
    jenfoxjercha Posts: 51 Member
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    I've lost a car tire and a Guinea Pig. One added fact is that I can flip a tractor tire now that is as tall as me. I couldn't do that a car tire and a Guinea Pig ago...LOL.
  • niess96
    niess96 Posts: 9 Member
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    I love this post!! So far ,I'm down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig!!

    Oops...make that two guinea pigs!!
  • norcal_yogi
    norcal_yogi Posts: 675 Member
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    lol...
  • HealthCoachRickPero
    HealthCoachRickPero Posts: 3 Member
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    thanks for the :D !!
  • joaneebabee_123
    joaneebabee_123 Posts: 41 Member
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    120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month :bigsmile:
  • KarensCanDoIt
    KarensCanDoIt Posts: 190 Member
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    I've lost a Guinea Pig, Bald Eagle, and Elephant's heart

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
  • lamby284
    lamby284 Posts: 167 Member
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    This made me literally laugh out loud! Ive lost a brain haha congrats
  • always_odd
    always_odd Posts: 20 Member
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    I lost an average two year old :O
  • lessofkimberly
    lessofkimberly Posts: 98 Member
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    I love these kind of comparisons! Years ago I had a WW leader who used to say 10 pounds, like a 10 pound bag of potatoes! When you look at it that way it seems like so much more! WTG!
  • lessofkimberly
    lessofkimberly Posts: 98 Member
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    I have lost the worlds largest ball of tape and an average newborn.

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