I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • Posts: 1,482 Member
    From my top weight--a lot of cheese. From my MFP setup--a human head (not sure whose).

    Funny Post!
  • a 2 year old and a rack of ribs, i have to say though, my 18 month old weighs more than "the average 2 year old" lol
  • Woo -- i've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg.... And I didn't even have to cut my leg off.
  • Posts: 27 Member
    Awesome post!
  • Posts: 963 Member
    LOL!!! How could you not look at this thread?! I seem to have lost a 2 year old.
  • Posts: 365 Member
    LOL good one! Bumping!
  • Posts: 220 Member
    Bump! This post is great! :laugh:
  • Posts: 358 Member
    LOL! I have lost a 2 month old horse and a guinea pig.
  • Posts: 453 Member
    I have lost an elephant's heart and a newborn baby.
  • Posts: 46 Member
    Great post! :laugh:
  • Posts: 115 Member
    I've lost a sperm whales brain.
    I've seen this post before, but didn't post. It still makes me laugh and is interesting.
  • Posts: 79 Member
    I've lost a bit more than a newborn, but not quite a human head.
  • Posts: 10,385 Member
    I love your list! I'm also very impressed with your weight loss. I've only lost an average two year old and a guinea pig. Still, I'm happy with my progress so far.
  • Posts: 139 Member
    Ive lost a little elephant heart! RIP lol
  • Posts: 139 Member
    ....and a guinea pig! lol lovin it!
  • Posts: 1,146 Member
    I've lost a 2 year old
  • Posts: 59 Member
    Great title. lol. I thought it meant you lost a boyfriend. :brokenheart: This is so much better.
    So far I've lost an average human brain. Hoping to lose more than that.
  • Posts: 47 Member
    I too have lost an elephant penis and a rack of ribs! Yay us!!!

    Me too! Go us!
  • LOL Funny post, I just started this week, and have already lost a dozen krispy kreme glazed doughnuts. (yum - *sigh*) Congrats on your loss! I will get there this year I know it!
  • Posts: 12 Member
    almost to the amount an average American eats in pizza a year. :))
  • Posts: 57 Member
    I truly thought this was about a divorce/breakup. LOL *bump*

    I've only lost my brain at this point but looking forward to loosing that elephant penis. :laugh:
  • Posts: 57 Member
    oops - I don't wanna lose a penis - I just wanna lose a cinder block!
  • Posts: 428 Member
    I'm working on getting closer to the penis, but for today, I have lost a case of paper (50) and an ostrich egg (4).
  • Posts: 709 Member
    I lost a human head, and then gained an ostrich egg!
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  • Haha I love your posting...Congrats! ....apparntly Ive lost the equivalent of a Bald Eagle!
  • i've lost close to a mid-size microwave :O
  • Posts: 31
    i've lost a sperm whale brain and my own brain lol what a fantastic post thank you so much for posting :) xxx
  • Posts: 95
    Haha Drusilla- you're a trip. But that was so funny! And interesting...
  • Posts: 881 Member
    One less supermodel... "Supermodel, hmmmmph... nothing super about them... skinny little stick figures with poofy lips... I used to design for gods!" Edna Mode

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