I think my wife is cheating on me.
KirkLazarus
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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Take it back to the dealer.0
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Yep she definitely is.0
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Lol0
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you can fix it yourself if you know how. if you don't know then obviously you can't lol. find someone that does0
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You people make me sick...0
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LMAO I saw this on facebook.0
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If you can't fix it yourself you shouldn't be riding her... I mean it.0
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Just follow her and use your x-ray vision to see what she does when she goes inside buildings. Clearly it's quite good if you could see your valve cover from behind you bike. Oh yeah, I' almost forgot. Just break up with the dealer.0
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lol.
and replace the gasket(s).0 -
Your priorties are right, ast least the bike is worth saving and it will be with you for a long time, you wont have to worry about it and you never have to worry about it cheating on you. LOL0
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You need way more proof than that to accuse her. It won't be good for you either way unless you keep your mouth shut till you have something concrete to go on.0
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You need to get this fixed ASAP. If it's still under warranty I would see if the dealer can fix it. If not you might want to see what they charge for repairs anyway. Can you imagine how bad this can go? Get it repaired before it cost you your bike.0
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You people make me sick...
Truer words have never been typed.0 -
I was really drunk one night and tried this. I left my girl at the bar and swore she was cheating - so I left and said I was going to a friends house - but really I parked down the street and walked home - she came home, then left 3 min later - I was like s*** so I ran (stumble moved fast) to my car and got close behind her - being drunk I lost her after 5 minuets haha. So I texted her to see if she made it home and she said she was going to a friends house, so I drove to the friends house and being drunk - forgot where she lived so I was like **** - called that friends boyfriend and was like wheres your woman li..beep. My phone dies. WTF so I try to drive home and takes me an hour because I took a bunch of backroads (good thing I brought a road beer!). I got home and almost strangled my roommate to tell me where my girl really went and it was to some douches house. So I broke everything she liked and punched holes in the rent house (in her name) and left.
True story.0 -
...I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Damned if I didn't fall for it! Well played!0 -
I hate when a story stops without telling you the ending.....So did you get the bike fixed or not?0
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Sure had me going!
What kinda of motorcycle?0 -
If you can't fix it yourself you shouldn't be riding her... I mean it.
^^ This ^^0 -
You need to get this fixed ASAP. If it's still under warranty I would see if the dealer can fix it. If not you might want to see what they charge for repairs anyway. Can you imagine how bad this can go? Get it repaired before it cost you your bike.
^Waffle said. This is priority. You don't want to ruin the bike.
The marriage on the other hand...seek counseling or just break up.0 -
Don't just tighten crap down, get a brand new gasket. It's not worth saving the $300
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Obviously you mean your wife's motorcycle, right? Right! So kick it over, untwist your panties, unplug your Nissan Leaf and drive back to your mom's house. She's waiting to play D&D and has your favorite Funyuns and Mountain Dew. Now run along.0
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Whatever you decide, you shouldn't blow a gasket.0
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firstisip...hilarious...0
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Whatever you decide, you shouldn't blow a gasket.
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."0 -
Lol i saw this on facebook awhile ago. Always funny ;x0
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Obviously you mean your wife's motorcycle, right? Right! So kick it over, untwist your panties, unplug your Nissan Leaf and drive back to your mom's house. She's waiting to play D&D and has your favorite Funyuns and Mountain Dew. Now run along.
Dude my mom passed away
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luls were had.0
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I think I've read this on MFP before too! Suckered me in again though!0
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