I think my cat is cheating on me........
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Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.
That'll show 'em.
http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904
And shoot up the x-mas lights. I heard that on the radio today.0 -
I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard0
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I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard
Cats are ho's for catnip.0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.0
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I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard
Cats are ho's for catnip.
that's why I'd never grow it my yard.0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....0 -
I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard
Cats are ho's for catnip.
that's why I'd never grow it my yard.
There would be a cat orgy going on.0 -
I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard
Cats are ho's for catnip.
that's why I'd never grow it my yard.
There would be a cat orgy going on.0 -
Well, I'd bet it has needs and you don't meet them. Watch out. Next, it is going to air your dirty laundry in this forum, wait and see.0
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Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it0 -
I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard
Cats are ho's for catnip.
that's why I'd never grow it my yard.
There would be a cat orgy going on.
This has officially morphed0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.0 -
Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
She *said* it was the dog....0 -
Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
She *said* it was the dog....
Touchee!0 -
It goes out. Stays out all night. Then comes back to eat and sleep.... What should I do???
When it's out, change the locksGet a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
My previous dog crapped on my ex's clothes laying on the floor when I first started seeing him.0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.
Agreed But if the Cat REALLY smells .... nothing good there ... best just let her do her business somewhere else0 -
Sounds like you two need to have a heart to heart talk. Let her know how her staying out all night makes you feel. If it's meant to be she will change her ways. lol0
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You reffered to her as an "It". You don't deserve her Charlie!0
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Ugh, not sure why the gif isn't showing up :grumble: ..but here's the link...
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-cat-troll.gif0
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