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1 weird tip to get the body you always dreamed of...

chrishgt4
chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
edited January 8 in Chit-Chat
Eat right and train hard...done.
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  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    who knew?? lol
  • jericenkins
    jericenkins Posts: 60
    OH! That's what I've been doing wrong all these years...
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    People train for eating competitions.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Eat right and train hard...done.
    Wait, that's two...
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    also - sleep, bathe & brush your teeth
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    What a shame. I thought you were going to sell me a pricey magic pill or smoothie.

    Disappointing.

    JM
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Eat right and train hard...done.
    Wait, that's two...

    1 tip, do both!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I think that is two tips.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    i just figured I'd sit in my white van with taped windows waiting for it to walk by...
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    i just figured I'd sit in my white van with taped windows waiting for it to walk by...
    it rubs the lotion on the skin...
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    A van with blacked out windows, some rope, and some chloroform.
  • IAmKellOnWheels
    IAmKellOnWheels Posts: 47 Member
    That's why my complaining and negative self-talk never worked! *light bulb*
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    i just figured I'd sit in my white van with taped windows waiting for it to walk by...

    ^^ LOL>... WIN
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    ... and missed it by 3 minutes.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Dang it... * throws away rasperry ketones*
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    damn. I've been doing it wrong. I always thought it was because I flirted really really well.. you know that secret behind my eyes.. it's worked up until now
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    Sit up straight. Posture is key.... And keeps the belly flat when you suck it in lol
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    broscience
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    please site your sources
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 575 Member
    Darnit and here i've been using these dang cleanses everyday!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    what if I train firm or squishy?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    what if I train firm or squishy?

    you get what you train for
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    According to the banner ad, the 1 tip is to always avoid bananas...
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    also - sleep, bathe & brush your teeth

    ...And your hair (if you have any)
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    What a shame. I thought you were going to sell me a pricey magic pill or smoothie.

    Disappointing.

    JM

    I can still sell you a magic smoothie recipe if you'd like...

    *any results experienced from drinking said smoothie are totally coincidental*
  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
    According to the banner ad, the 1 tip is to always avoid bananas...

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY BANANAS!
  • HJMAYES
    HJMAYES Posts: 72 Member
    Wow - I thought I was in for a new idea. :ohwell:

    :bigsmile:
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    What if the body I always dreamed of is a strangely distorted caricature of the Loch Ness monster? I have strange dreams.
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    Dang it... * throws away rasperry ketones*

    Apart from Rasberry Ketones - everyone knows those and Acai berries work...
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I was going to go with abduction, but your way seems easier.
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