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*kitten* runners say

Cheval13
Cheval13 Posts: 350 Member
edited January 9 in Chit-Chat
Here's a sentence(perhaps a bit long winded) that a runner would say:

"Sweet. I get to do fartleks today; unfortunately, as of my last long run I have DOMS and am out of Gu."

Now come up with one of your own!
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    "Sweet. I get to do fartleks today; unfortunately, as of my last long run I have DOMS and am out of Gu."

    I'm pretty sure noone's ever said that in the history of the world.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    I ♥ fartleks.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I'm pretty sure I have a stress fracture in my foot, shin splints, worn cartilage in my knee and sciatica. I'll see if a 10-miler eases the pain.
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    I ♥ fartleks.

    either you are insane or lying....:wink:
  • OtiWanKenobi
    OtiWanKenobi Posts: 340 Member
    I love Gu! Especially chocolate.

    "I can't leave the house without taking my peach chomps and I'll take my Gu around mile 5!"

    "What are your split times?"

    "What's your PR"
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    I ♥ fartleks.

    either you are insane or lying....:wink:

    Both maybe? I ♥ intervals too...
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Painter's tape works great for holding these ice packs on my shins.
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    I didn't trip, I was dodging the horse apples. no, really!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I didn't trip, I was dodging the horse apples. no, really!

    living down the street from a ranch, there are tons of those all over the road.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Did you know real ale has the same electrolytes as a sports drink?
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    My Garmin's dead! I can't run!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Is it weird that I'm wearing two HRM? I want to try out this new Bluetooth but in case it doesn't work I'll have the other one as a back up.
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    dog?
    Cool! sprint workout!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Shhhhh! I'm hiding from the police
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    I drink beer for the chromium.
  • mistikal13
    mistikal13 Posts: 1,457 Member
    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.
  • therealangd
    therealangd Posts: 1,861 Member
    I run up hills for fun.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Both maybe? I ♥ intervals too...
    Me too, especially on days I'm short on time.
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    My Garmin's dead! I can't run!

    That happens to me alot. Nice call!
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
    I can't run because I'm out of Gu.
  • painauxraisin
    painauxraisin Posts: 299 Member
    I run up hills for fun.



    You're mad!:noway:
  • painauxraisin
    painauxraisin Posts: 299 Member
    My legs hurt, my heart and lungs are about to burst. I want to stop! That was wonderful! Lets do it again tomorrow!
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    I use a ton of body glide..(and it is not perverted)
  • numsquat
    numsquat Posts: 133
    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.

    So true.

    "So, are you going out and in or looping?"

    And I love fartleks, especially when being chased by zombies.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    "I just sharted"
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.
    I've never heard that but it's hilarious.
  • BarbellBlondieRuns
    BarbellBlondieRuns Posts: 511 Member
    "35 degrees? Perfect!"
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    "35 degrees? Perfect!"

    Exactly. Might not even need gloves today. Woo hoo!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    "I got attacked by a pack of yorkies today...."
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Just pee on route
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