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  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    Build it yourself! :) my mom and her husband built a beautifullll outdoor kitchen area and it looks amazing... takes a lot more work, but so worth it in the end :D
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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    Very upset at you for the title... but the dishwasher is a necessity if she's ever going to go for it ...
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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    If this were your profile picture, I'd reply to a pervy message.
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
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    tell her a man has to party with the gods at night, and in order to do that you need that barbecue setup
  • My1985Freckles
    My1985Freckles Posts: 1,039 Member
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    You need a new wife... JK!!!!! LOL

    OMG! I think I am in LOVE with this grill! I'm imagining all the delicious steaks my hubby would prepare on it..... Drool...........
  • ChasingAmyLiz
    ChasingAmyLiz Posts: 145 Member
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    well, I should elaborate that I'm doing the stone work and she works for a marble/granite mfg company. So, mine would only be 1/2 to 3/4 of the size of pic and minus the dishwasher which seems pointless. :)

    I live in Arkansas and spring, summer, early fall....I grill 3-5 times a week

    Does your family need another son? kinda like one that only comes around when he needs money and food, because after you build this, I would like to apply for the position.

    I am also available for adoption.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
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    That would be underwater 11 months of the year where I live so for me a profoundly stupid waste of money...
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
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    I'm on your side. Just tell her you guys can do a lot of 'family time by the grill' eating healthy chicken and turkey burgers while sipping on her favorite drink....
    with a couple of close friends and such.


    by a couple of friends i mean.. ROCK ON DUDE!!!! PARTY TIME! oh - and i better be invited for the pure simple fact of being on your side.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Whoah. I've never been turned on by a grill setup before. Guess there's a first for everything :laugh:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    omg bbq porn!





    I'll be in my bunk...
  • kittzle
    kittzle Posts: 190 Member
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    If she's a wine drinker, trade out the dishwasher for a wine cooler :) Won't even have to run electricity to it this time of year.
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
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    I looked at the picture and heard angels singing......... You must get it!!
  • jeckalynne
    jeckalynne Posts: 102
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    OMG its so preeeeetttyyy! I want one! and its totally valid here in TX
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    i would put my meat on that grill
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Caught ya lookin.......

    I just really want to show this outdoor kitchen/grill I really really want and my wife is saying "NO", I need supportive comments only because I'm printing them and showing them to her. Thank you for your support! :P

    3978m41051b.jpg

    OMG marry me - this is my dream!! My husband says in MN its just pointless :grumble:

    Waddya mean? I lived in Minnesota. We used to barbeque indoors all the time in the winter.
    Oh wait, that was college.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    You'll cook more if you get that... would sell most women on the idea.
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
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    that is the coolest thing I've ever seen !!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    outdoor kitchens don't make sense in CO. it can potentially snow 9 months out of the year here.

    your proposal is invalid (if you're in CO).


    Only a pansy would say this. I grill in the snow. How else will I have perfectly grilled burgers year round??
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
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    Those of you who say it is pointless to grill due to snow should experience the "British Barbrcue" whereby:

    The barbecue is lit.

    It starts to rain.

    People are 'sent' (possibly using paper, scissors stone) to poke the meat.

    It rains harder.

    Some attempt is made to put the(still lit) barbecue in the garage or similar resulting in burnt hands etc.

    The barbecue gives up and goes out when approx. one sausage per person is cooked.

    People huddle in the garage, shed etc ad munch on a lukewarm hotdog and watch the rain, muttering about how it "was a loveley idea, if only we had done this last weekend instead.."

    Somebody (or some people) have been drinking since they arrived and proceed to make tits of themselves.

    Spouses get annoyed.

    Children cry.

    Everyone goes home.

    The barbecue is left to rust in the rain until the one sunny day the following spring when a new one is purchased in a fit of optimism.
  • tuffytuffy1
    tuffytuffy1 Posts: 920 Member
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    :love: :love: :love:

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