Alternate Meanings for Acronyms...

Windy_
Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
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Inspired by a friend's status....

What are your alternate meanings for popular acronyms?


NSV (Non scale victory) = Nasty Smelling Violin
LOL (laugh out loud) = Licking Old Ladies
AFK (away from keyboard) = Apples For Kids
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  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    ATM - Automatic Teller Machine.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    BYOB - Buy your own boobies
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    BF (boyfriend)- Boobie Friday, thanks to MFP!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    BYOB - Buy your own boobies

    I have a friend whose mother is very religious. Even until she was almost 40 she hid from her mom the fact that she drank occasionally. I had a backyard bbq one time and sent out invites, and at the bottom it said BYOB. Her mother saw it and asked, what does this mean. My friend replied with a straight face, It's a pool party, so it means "Bring Your Own Bathing suit."
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    ATM - Automatic Teller Machine.

    I see what you did there.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    STI: Service That In a minute.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    BYOB - Buy your own boobies

    I have a friend whose mother is very religious. Even until she was almost 40 she hid from her mom the fact that she drank occasionally. I had a backyard bbq one time and sent out invites, and at the bottom it said BYOB. Her mother saw it and asked, what does this mean. My friend replied with a straight face, It's a pool party, so it means "Bring Your Own Bathing suit."

    haha that is some quick thinking!
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    LMAO
    Le-May-Oh

    "The mayonnaise" in french.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    YOLO
    You obviously Lack Originality
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    ATM - Automatic Teller Machine.
    I would like to make a deposit... where do I enter my 'PIN"
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    MYFINTESSPAL:

    may you fit into new tantalizing evening sexy sleepwear ; party all night!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    SMH = Stalking Many Herbivores
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    WTF = Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    AFK - a fart knows.
  • Enonoid
    Enonoid Posts: 136 Member
    ATM=*kitten* to many
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    I don't really have one BUT the next time you see ROFL you're totally gonna hear Scooby-Doo saying "waffle"
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    ROR - if you are friends with the scary clown you will get it.
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
    LMAO = Leave Me An Orange

    STFU = Skeptical Tendencies Frustrate Us

    NASDAQ = Not As Sexually Deprived As Quoted
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    I don't really have one BUT the next time you see ROFL you're totally gonna hear Scooby-Doo saying "waffle"

    Thanks to you, I can't not hear scooby say that!
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    ROR - if you are friends with the scary clown you will get it.

    I found myself typing ROR into a text message.... the person I was sending it too would not have figured out wth i was talking about.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    Everytime I balance the "POS reports" at work (Point Of Sale) I think "Piece of *kitten* Reports"
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    ATM=*kitten* to many

    Blah!
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    ^^^ The Subtlety is strong with this one ^^^^
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    ^^^ The Subtlety is strong with this one ^^^^

    Indeed!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    MYFINTESSPAL:

    may you fit into new tantalizing evening sexy sleepwear ; party all night!

    hahahahaha!!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    A friend of mine's mom would always put "LOL" at the end of all of her texts, and one day my friend asked her why she's always laughing out loud, and the mom said huh? oh.. i thought that mean Lots of Love...? hehehehe
  • dantrick
    dantrick Posts: 369 Member
    WTF - Winning The Fight! ask charlie sheen is in a constant state of Winning!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    P90X - what happens when you drink 100 ounces of water a day.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    :laugh: hahahahhahaha yeah!!!


    Now when i run down the hall to the restroom and people at work look at me crazy, i just have to say i'm doing P90X!
  • JEG2012
    JEG2012 Posts: 158
    WTF = Want the fries.....

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