When you want to punch your friends in the face...?

Sometimes the best way to show a friend how much they mean to you is hide a discarded piece of fish on their person. The stinkier the better. Sardines work well. Also any varying smelly cheese would be a substitute. Remark often about what smells so bad and eye her.

(This also works on noisy neighbors if you can place fish inside the car on a hot summer day or pop the hood and put it on the manifold.)

I have tons more evil ideas - No one ever pisses me off. Not since the Nair episode of 98...