Why Men are Never Depressed
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TheFinalThird
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Why Men Are Never Depressed --
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Truth.
Slightly sexist, but seriously funny.0 -
My chest gets stared at and I like it.0
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I lol-ed0
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LOL. Love it. :drinker:0
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The garage isn't mine... I have kids.0
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I would like to point out that I can do some of those things. And also, if I didn't want my chest to get stared at, I would just cover it up....0
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LOL... True and very funny0
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Most of those are dead on! Too funny.0
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Lol I take it we're not talking clinical depression then0
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lolz0
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I can open all of my own jars.0
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My chest gets stared at and I like it.
*fist bump*0 -
Balls0
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<== Just try and tell me you aren't staring at that chest.0
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<== Just try and tell me you aren't staring at that chest.
whoot whoot...love the tattoos.0 -
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Oddly enough, never when your mothers are involved.0 -
Pretty much yep.0
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<== Just try and tell me you aren't staring at that chest.
not at the chest ... the beard yes.0 -
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Oddly enough, never when your mothers are involved.
Bwahahaha!0 -
Damn it. They are pretty much all true. I was trying to be offended and point out wrong stuff but yeah, I got nothing.0
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