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Favorite punch line from jokes.
TheFinalThird
Posts: 315 Member
Here's mine - "Well, I have one of these. And with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."
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Aaarrrr, it's driving me nuts!0
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THAT is one of my favorite jokes. My next favorite punch line is..."they're plugged into a genius"0
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Ground Beef!
I really love corny jokes.0 -
Sick no...I was sitting on the curb licking my *kitten* and got hit by a car.0
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The Aristocrats!0
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That's what she said.0
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Boom boom0
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LOL! Now I'd LOVE to hear the jokes themselves!0
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"Block that kick... block that kick."0
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Weeeeeeeeeeee!0
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How about "because the first time he got pissed off"0
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"I didn't say she was crazy....I said she was f***ing Goofy!"0
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Holy ****, a talking muffin!0
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I know it's only a Moroccan roll, but I like it.0
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Nah, I just need it past her *kitten*, she can splash it in her eyes.0
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where's the spoon? aaahhhhhhaaaaaa :laugh:0
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A boobee.0
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I told you not to mess with a guy that can wrap his penis around himself twice and stick it in his ear.0
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Those aren't buoys!0
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The Aristocrats!
Damn you, I was going to say that.0 -
oklahoma0
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Aaarrrr, it's driving me nuts!
This.
And, "No, gonorrhea. I won't touch that thing."0 -
Pink fluff holding its breath!0
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Pink fluff holding its breath!
That is so cute!0 -
Kermit the Frog in a blender.0
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Well that's not my finger!0
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What is this, some sort of joke?0
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"So I said, do you love me? And she said, no, but thats a nice ski mask!"0
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"I didn't say she was crazy....I said she was f***ing Goofy!"
YES YES YES YES!!!! Love that one!!!0 -
"He said, 'I could, but I dunno if there's enough room in my *kitten* for another potato!'"0
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