What are some of your favorite movie quoutes?

"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I can't repeat the things they say in the types of movies I watch...
  • amp187
    amp187 Posts: 374
    "If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now
    [bangs on the table] you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Well... "

    - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park (1993)
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    "Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f-ck the prom queen" Sean Connery in The Rock
  • Cowboyzfan82288
    Cowboyzfan82288 Posts: 161 Member
    "I'M GONNA BARBEQUE YOUR A** IN MOLASSES!" -Sherriff Buford T. Justice. From Smokey and the Bandit
  • f1ctional
    f1ctional Posts: 235
    When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****.
  • perfect_storm
    perfect_storm Posts: 326 Member
    "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?"
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,327 Member
    "And by the way, there's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel." - Joan Crawford
  • mominstands
    mominstands Posts: 83 Member
    She's alright I guess..........Urban Cowboy
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
    "You can't handle the truth" - Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men
  • "Oh God....oh God....oh God....oh God....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gooooodddddddddddddddddddddddddddd! YES! YES! YES! YES!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
  • "uh oh... somebody FABULOUS!"- Jim Carey- Grinch

    Eta: "You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you?.. Lollygaggers!" - Bull Durham
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    hello my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! - the princess bride
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    "BAHAHAHA! Stupid F$CKING idiot! Red-shirted *kitten*! You guys think you're so f#cking cool, it makes me sick! "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans, and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow d^ck! "
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?"
    Christmas Vacation.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand....

    Sorry Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel.

    This is what happens when you f**k a stranger in the *kitten*...
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    God, God, why did you put so many *kitten* on the Earth at the same time? The Great Santini.
  • athenawho
    athenawho Posts: 253
    "We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! "

    "Mother pus bucket! "

    " I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."

    "NOBODY steps on a church in my town."

    " I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen **** that'll turn you white. "

    "I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule... "

    -- Ghostbusters, my favorite movie... I could have just put the whole script here...but I decided against it.
  • Cowboyzfan82288
    Cowboyzfan82288 Posts: 161 Member
    "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?"

    LMAO!!!! Absolutely priceless!!!!!
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    You ain't gots to lie, Craig................:smokin:
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "There is nothing wrong with you that can't be cured with Prozac and a polo mallet." Manhattan Murder Mystery
  • josiereside
    josiereside Posts: 720 Member
    "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.." Jessica in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    "I'M GONNA BARBEQUE YOUR A** IN MOLASSES!" -Sherriff Buford T. Justice. From Smokey and the Bandit

    The fact that you are a sherrif is not germane to the situation.

    The G-dd-mn Germans got nothing to do with it.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Tina you fat lard...come get your food.
  • FGVC1188
    FGVC1188 Posts: 122 Member
    "You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
  • TCondor
    TCondor Posts: 88
    hello my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! - the princess bride

    Hey Julettashane I got to see Mandy Patinkin in concert a few years ago ... he closed his concert w/that and the crowd went nuts.
  • "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?"

    this...absolutely
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    "I figure life’s a gift, and I don’t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you, to make each day count.”

    “Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

    "Always"

    "You know, it won't fly unless somebody pushes the button."

    "You are the only reason I am. You are all my reasons. Thank you."
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    Red: "Get busy living or get busy dying.....there ain't nothing inbetween"- Shawshank Redemption * My all time favourite movie*
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

    From the movie - Airplane!
  • sblake204
    sblake204 Posts: 458 Member
    If you ain't first you're last....Reese Bobby