my wife told me to do something on the way home...
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She wanted you to pick up the mmmeerrphherrsomethingsomething0
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just come out0
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LOL.
Call her back and say "Honey, remember that thing you told me to get, well, I'm sorry but I can't remember how to spell it..."
I did that once, seriously. It was something I was told to look for online and I blanked on it later.0 -
just come out
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I read a story that started the same way in Penthouse Forums the other day.0
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Hookers and blow.0
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get fish food.......0
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just bring IT...that'll distract her.
true story...0 -
Call her and tell her so she can laugh at you....
Unless she doesn't have any humor.... Then fake your way through it...0 -
Just buy one of everything. You can't miss.0
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she wanted u to pick up milk and bread at the store0
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Stop and get her that hemorrhoid cream.0
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You are in trouble my friend, good luck0
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Tampons.0
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LOL.
Call her back and say "Honey, remember that thing you told me to get, well, I'm sorry but I can't remember how to spell it..."
I did that once, seriously. It was something I was told to look for online and I blanked on it later.
Genius! But what if it was something like picking up milk?0 -
flowers, then breakup!0
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You're dead meat...0
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Pick up flowers...if she ask why the hell you got her flowers say.."isn't that what you told me to get for you today?"0
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get a Playboy, you'll need it tonight0
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She wanted you to pick up the kids...uh oh!0
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a pair of red louboutins and dinner....
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get a Playboy, you'll need it tonight
you people seriously need to get a smartphone...0 -
We can have skitty send you picture of what you need to pick up.
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Bite the bullet and ask her if she wants with wings or without.0 -
Roses :flowerforyou:0
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Lol just call her and ask I'm sure she won't be mad unless you do this often.... Good luck!!0
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A blanket for that spot on the couch where you will be sleeping for the next week.
It's punishment for that thing you forgot to pick up yesterday....0 -
Say they were out at walmart (because walmart has everything) then say where else can I get that lol0
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Buy some random thing from the store and insist that's what she told her to do. Argue with her so fervently that she begins to doubt herself.
Focus man, you can do this.0 -
Pick up some film for her camera...
Or was it pick up her son from daycare?0 -
Go to the ATM/bank; pick up milk/bread; get ice melt/windshield fluid
And chocolate0
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