5 foods never to eat

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  • chljlleal
    chljlleal Posts: 230 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt

    :flowerforyou: :laugh:
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    thanks but what are the question marks and profit?

    and why not WHOLEWHEAT bread-i thought that was healthy!

    Internet joke.

    I think they were saying that, while it is better than white bread, it still has quite a high GI so it's not neccesarily as healthy as the brands claim. Here is a quick summary of wholewheat grains vs flour - http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/id/QAA400088

    I think it originated with the underpants gnome episode of South Park. Step One - collect underpants. Step Two - ????? Step Three - profit. Though its entirely possible that the episode is referring to some other cultural meme that I'm not familiar with.
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    has anyone watched the whole of that presentation? It was too long, I didn't have time. If you did, what are the five foods never to eat?

    would be entirely grateful if you can tell me

    Cassie

    Research.

    Ain't nobody got time for dat.
  • Hbazzell
    Hbazzell Posts: 899 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt

    Thanks for telling me!!!!
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
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    they lost me at "never"
  • PennStateChick
    PennStateChick Posts: 327 Member
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    Is this the video that makes bananas look like they are bad for you??? (I ask, as I sit here enjoying my daily banana.)
  • lkenn67
    lkenn67 Posts: 215 Member
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    Is this the video that makes bananas look like they are bad for you??? (I ask, as I sit here enjoying my daily banana.)


    from the ad.... they are telling you to never eat rotten bananas (it was in my advertising bar as I read through the posts lol).....I can live with that.....except in banana bread then you need the over ripe ones.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt
    Classic. You rock.

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  • PennStateChick
    PennStateChick Posts: 327 Member
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    Yea, I use overripe bananas in banana bread, and banana "ice cream", but other than that, I guess I can stay away from the brown ones! :-)
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,273 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt
    You forgot "food you're allergic to." That's an important one.
    Heh. Sometimes I eat food I'm allergic to...you have to watch your histamine ceiling though... :wink:
  • alexhayg
    alexhayg Posts: 96 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt

    love it! haha
  • stephcampbell77
    stephcampbell77 Posts: 112
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt

    HAHAHA! That's good :)
  • ckkoski
    ckkoski Posts: 10
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    This cracks me up!
  • MystikPixie
    MystikPixie Posts: 342 Member
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    The presentation took WAY too long and from what I remember didnt tell you anything. I did tune out a few minutes into it though. People should learn if you're pimpin out a product just get to the point. They didnt so they lost me.
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt

    lol
  • TheKeithEllis
    TheKeithEllis Posts: 155 Member
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    It reminded me of one of those phone numbers you call that talks for about 5 minutes before actually putting you through to what or who you intended to call! I got to item 2 and lost the will to live.

    Eat it, log it, don't eat all the cookies, you're done. :O)
  • chubbychristianchick
    chubbychristianchick Posts: 217 Member
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    I watched this... on QED... the one thing they said was corn... because its gmo and not a vegetable it's a grain... milk because we aren't supposed to drink other animals milk...
    Othere than that I can't remember. But I found the lady very annoying so it just didn't stick in my mind.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    What is this "never" you speak of? Does not compute.

    There is no food that should never be eaten, except maybe for anything you don't personally like or enjoy. Or anything that's poison. I mean, you could eat it, and MAYBE you'll end up only mostly dead, but more than likely you'd end up totally dead, and that sucks, because, well, you're awesome! :flowerforyou:
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    1. Any sticky food that has fallen on a dirty floor
    2. Food that has gone rotten
    3. Food laced with poison
    4. Food you don't like
    5. Food on which you accidentally poured sugar on instead of salt

    You forgot Food that has been licked by someone else. (Unless it's family because somehow that's more socially acceptable.)

    I lick everything.


    Wait, what?
  • SherryTeach
    SherryTeach Posts: 2,836 Member
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    It annoys me that I see this every day as a paid ad on MFP since that teaser phrase goes against everything most of us believe about healthy eating.

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