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    vegan zombies

    Posts: 288 Member
    edited January 11 in Chit-Chat
    So, if there was a zombie apocalypse what would happen to the vegan/vegetarians?

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    • Posts: 281 Member
      They would eat meat because, on a base level of things, it's what humans do. They wouldn't be able to have zombie thoughts about how the humans they were about to devour weren't treated fairly.
    • Posts: 5,030 Member
      Or, they'd just be the first ones eaten.
    • Posts: 1,025 Member
      You should watch that new movie coming out "Warm Bodies". It is told from the zombie perspective!
    • Posts: 708 Member
      Well, the ones who don't eat meat because they feel sorry for the animals would certainly have a lot of carnivore-ing to catch up on.
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      I'm pretty sure people aren't animals for vegan purposes because I've seen a vegan pick her nose and eat it.
    • Posts: 288 Member
      I'm pretty sure people aren't animals for vegan purposes because I've seen a vegan pick her nose and eat it.

      Ewwwww! Maybe she had low electrolytes.
    • Posts: 288 Member
      going buck wild on grass...just a funny picture in my head
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      That would be awesome! Zombie vegetarians ripping the hell out of tree bark, slamming their faces repeatedly into gardens. Hahaha. Nice. :-D
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      you know what vegan zombies crave?
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      GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      you know what vegan zombies crave?
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      GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS

      Stop the internet. We have a winner.
    • Posts: 1,302 Member
      you know what vegan zombies crave?
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      GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS

      you took my joke :(

      my vegitarian (not by choice) sister-in-law has a shirt with that on it.
    • Posts: 1,699 Member
      You should watch that new movie coming out "Warm Bodies". It is told from the zombie perspective!

      Boycotting that movie already. It looks like the zombie version of twilight. I just can't take hollywood messing up another monster for me.
    • Posts: 1,025 Member
      It is actually funny though.

      Saw it in a special preview. A very dry sense of humor is required, but I thought it was hysterical. It even has a happy ending!
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