Favorite position
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Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
You Is A Freak!0 -
Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
well... hello.0 -
Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
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Aww this thread has made me smile! Definatly need a few of you on my news feed! Feel free to add me
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You trolling?0 -
Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon0
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I like the African bunny hop
Hmm....Haven't heard of that one. I'll have to explore...
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Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon
LMAO WTF?!0 -
I like the African bunny hop
Hmm....Haven't heard of that one. I'll have to explore...
Think Ving Rhymes in baby boy0 -
Jeez people....FDAU = face down buttocks up.
lol They already got it. My Ludacris reference helped them out :happy:
Whos ludacris?0 -
Mexican Halloween0
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no i am too
No, but I figured someone was going to think that's what I meant after the fact!Dead Fish? OUCH!
Am I still the only one who is in the dark about this? :happy:0 -
no i am too
No, but I figured someone was going to think that's what I meant after the fact!Dead Fish? OUCH!
Am I still the only one who is in the dark about this? :happy:
Dirty Fanchez0 -
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I like the African bunny hop
Hmm....Haven't heard of that one. I'll have to explore...
Think Ving Rhymes in baby boy
OOOOHH!!! lmao You called it the wrong name!! But the correct name isn't allowed in the forums! :laugh: 0 -
jesus christ....You are quickly becoming a favorite member of mine!0 -
edit for no strike. i ascared0
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Oil rig.
Your homeboy is hittin dis girl missionarry, then you come over to her head and start tbagging her. Then you highfive mid air and he holds position while you bag her. OIL RIG
Das funny0 -
Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon
LMAO WTF?!
what's the issue??!! If it makes you feel any better I totally wouldn't kick you out of bed either0 -
NOT something that I need to be reading at work, but I can't seem to look away.....
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Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon
LMAO WTF?!
what's the issue??!! If it makes you feel any better I totally wouldn't kick you out of bed either
You wouldnt?? Even though I'm not a freckled ginger midget?0 -
Left Wing. I score often in that position.0
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Too many to choose from. We get creative. I'm a dancer. Sometimes even while being held in his arms and walking and dancing around. So, I'm going to go with Aerial positions.0
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NOT something that I need to be reading at work, but I can't seem to look away.....
Totally Agree!0 -
Too many to choose from. We get creative. I'm a dancer. Sometimes even while being held in his arms and walking and dancing around. So, I'm going to go with Aerial positions.
Sounds like she likes the African "Bunny" Hop as well....0 -
Well between my real doll and fleshlight, I'm kinda limited. The fleshlight goes in between mattresses so there is only one position for that. Whenever I try to mount the real doll from behind she collapses and I land face first into the back of her head, getting a giant dose of synthetic hair. FML.0
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Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
Also, the butter churner.0 -
Too many to choose from. We get creative. I'm a dancer. Sometimes even while being held in his arms and walking and dancing around. So, I'm going to go with Aerial positions.
Sounds like she likes the African "Bunny" Hop as well....
What is this African Bunny Hop you speak of?0 -
Well between my real doll and fleshlight, I'm kinda limited. The fleshlight goes in between mattresses so there is only one position for that. Whenever I try to mount the real doll from behind she collapses and I land face first into the back of her head, getting a giant dose of synthetic hair. FML.
Oh my god, I laughed so hard at this!0 -
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Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
Also, the butter churner.
Can you describe the butter churner? I'm at work so I don't want to google it.0
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