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77...it is 69 plus you get *8 more....0
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Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon
LMAO WTF?!
what's the issue??!! If it makes you feel any better I totally wouldn't kick you out of bed either
You wouldnt?? Even though I'm not a freckled ginger midget?
I would. More room for the acrobatics on the floor.0 -
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71 it is. I aim to please. :happy:0
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Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
Also, the butter churner.
Can you describe the butter churner? I'm at work so I don't want to google it.
^^^ Transparent ploy to get someone to talk dirty to him. ^^0 -
Stuck in the middle of a crowd of horny naked nympho women that will only set me free if I satisfy them all. Oh and they are are soul less freckled ginger midgets with an oral fixation, who spend the first hour tying me down and calling me Gulliver while any Mike Patton band plays in the back ground and someone is serving bacon wrapped in bacon
LMAO WTF?!
what's the issue??!! If it makes you feel any better I totally wouldn't kick you out of bed either
You wouldnt?? Even though I'm not a freckled ginger midget?
but you are soul less?0 -
Ankles to ears, baby! :drinker:
Also, the butter churner.
Can you describe the butter churner? I'm at work so I don't want to google it.
^^^ Transparent ploy to get someone to talk dirty to him. ^^
How's you know?0 -
the splitting bamboo-karmasutra position0
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ANY...0
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I'm just happy to be a starter.
Totally read that as "I'm just happy to be a "SHARTER", lol!!0 -
As long as I can reach the spots he misses I ay bothered!!0
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I'm just happy to be a starter.
Totally read that as "I'm just happy to be a "SHARTER", lol!!
:laugh: thats some funny $h1t there No pun intended0 -
I'm just happy to be a starter.
Totally read that as "I'm just happy to be a "SHARTER", lol!!
:laugh: thats some funny $h1t there No pun intended
What a load of Cr@p, total pun intended!!!0 -
As long as I can reach the spots he misses I ay bothered!!
I see you've been talking to my wife.0 -
LMAO....I don't want to get a warning for being bad.... LMAO....
Rhymes with Froggy Smile?
I am obsessed with froggies :drinker:0 -
Just keepin it real....0
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$h!t happens lol0
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Well, now... depends what I'm doing. But I suppose catcher describes many of the activities I can think of. Send it to me hard and fast!0
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No one does it better lol0
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i like cleaning the carpet or hard wood floors0
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