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Finally! I Did It!

PatrickSwayzesGhost
PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
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I finally passed wind without a surprise!

I've had either a stomach bug or food poisoning for about 48 hours. After finally going from watery stool to some semi-solid stool today, I built up the courage to let out a toot. No squirt! No emergency shower! No having to rinse poopy chonies in the shower!
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  • losing101in2013
    losing101in2013 Posts: 16
    Ummm, ewww. TMI
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    Ummm, ewww. TMI
    If you can't say something nice, perhaps you shouldn't comment.
  • himilayaneyes
    himilayaneyes Posts: 204 Member
    Solid stools and predictable toots r awesome. Congrats.
  • 4littlemonkeys
    4littlemonkeys Posts: 166
    Congratulations on your success!!! :drinker:
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
    EPIC accomplishment!! :drinker:
  • tonyalenore
    tonyalenore Posts: 58 Member
    Congrats on your NSV
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    Solid stools and predictable toots r awesome. Congrats.
    Thanks! Still working toward beefy, solid stool. I'll get there, though!
  • Petrina79
    Petrina79 Posts: 29 Member
    HIP HIP 'POO'RAY!!!!!
  • rmarie98
    rmarie98 Posts: 36 Member
    oh my god
  • bspikes86
    bspikes86 Posts: 61 Member
    i know what that feels like!!! there is no worse surprise than a shart. hope you feel 100 percent soon
  • fabi8081
    fabi8081 Posts: 232 Member
    Were you able to lose any weight from this said stomach bug? That would be an NSV.
  • pariskathryn
    pariskathryn Posts: 173 Member
    proud!!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Not the most traditional success story but...Congrats on meeting your goal!
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    Were you able to lose any weight from this said stomach bug? That would be an NSV.
    If I lose weight, it would be a scale victory... not a non-scale victory.

    Regardless, I'm hoping so. I'll check in the morning and let y'all know!
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    proud!!
    THANKS! I had another bowel movement and it was chunkier! Woohoo! Also, farting like crazy and they're naaaasty. :drinker:
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
    i know what that feels like!!! there is no worse surprise than a shart. hope you feel 100 percent soon

    SHART! :laugh:

    OP Im glad you feel better, stomach bugs are just miserable :heart:
  • quinncujo
    quinncujo Posts: 6
    LOL!!:laugh:
  • NRSPAM
    NRSPAM Posts: 961 Member
    I think this is the grossest thread I've seen yet....I'm a nurse n I'm even pretty grossed out. Glad I ate already:noway: .
  • Chrissy180
    Chrissy180 Posts: 30 Member
    OK....I'M A NURSE TOO AND ME AND ALL MY ICU COWORKERS THINK THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!! GLAD YOU ARE FEELING BETTER..
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    OK....I'M A NURSE TOO AND ME AND ALL MY ICU COWORKERS THINK THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!! GLAD YOU ARE FEELING BETTER..
    Glad you enjoyed it. :drinker:

    Having a number of nurses in my family, I would be shocked if any of them were sickened by anything in this thread. Then again, they all have a sense of humor too.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Bad+Luck+Brian.+I+LIKE+TO+SHART+ON+MY+MOMS_c70828_3759947.jpg
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    This puts me in a celebratory mood. Life is good.
  • rmarie98
    rmarie98 Posts: 36 Member
    This puts me in a celebratory mood. Life is good.

    HAHA!
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    No poop yet this morning.

    Forgot to weigh myself, and I already ate. Crud...
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    UPDATE!

    I was able to form a solid log of poop today. Still feeling weak, probably from working until 3am. But... my poop is solid again. Thank you for all of your prayers!
  • Arexxx
    Arexxx Posts: 486 Member
    I'm mailing you a medal right now :wink:
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    proud!!
    THANKS! I had another bowel movement and it was chunkier! Woohoo! Also, farting like crazy and they're naaaasty. :drinker:


    Never knew what "sick" farts were until I met my now ex-fiancee. lol EEEWWW!!
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    I'm mailing you a medal right now :wink:
    Thank you!
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    This thread is solid.
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    This thread is solid.
    So is my stool! Hooray!
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