Loney? Exercise is boring? Quit diet and look here...

No one in your life and overweight? You're a lady who loves eating what she wants knowing rice cakes are for birds and rabbit food is for, well rabbits? Can't do gym today because Oprah is on? Well, don't despair. There are lots of guy (like me ) who will love you just as you are!

You see , I like big butts and I can not lie
Sure, there are other brothers who try to deny
That when a girl walks in with a waist
And a round thing in our face
We get sprung (not sure what that means, just figured it fit in the point I'm trying to make)
Cuz I notice your butt is stuffed
Deep in the jeans you're wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so .....well, we'll discuss this at another time

Our social media says you're unhealthy and I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing, but your curves are kickin.
Take the average man and ask him
Oh he'll tell you you gotta pack much back

Just to further illustrate the point , I like'em round and big
If you're still reading this, I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH

I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

So, the other night I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knocked knees girls walkin like poles
Other guys can keep them
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick ladies
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya, mom taught me to never hit a lady.

Further summation, When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection

We all have friends, and perhaps your girlfriends roll in a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing. Nothing against you, but
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Especially when Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Gosh, I could go on and on here, perhaps even quote songs or something cheesy like that ( which I'd never do) .......
Smile, you are beautiful .... I suppose I'm just trying to say, be comfortable in your own skin.